Laser Time

Kool-Aid Man, Ronald McDonald, Bart Simpson and other notable pitchman of yore. Oh, and some light London Olympics 2012 chatter… DOWNLOAD

Guns, booze, drugs, cancer, abortion, molestation and more courtesy of our favorite TV-PG stars! DOWNLOAD

Bane, Bonesaw, Universal Soldiers, Mr. Nanny and other tour de force film performances brought to us by Professional Wrestling Thespians! DOWNLOAD

This episode has EVERYTHING! Pokemon, Spider-man, Mass Effect, Full House, Star Trek, President Obama, and MORE are among Laser Time’s Greatest Hits! DOWNLOAD

Tackling the Unsolviest Mysteries! With an extremely erotic dash of The Amazing Spider-man… DOWNLOAD

Idiotic parental advisories concerning blood and coitus spawns yet another epic Laser Time QUIZDOWN, plus the return of Erotic Fan Fiction Theater… DOWNLOAD

Special guest Seth Killian drops by to talk rides, whips, the greatest fictional cars, and all other things VROOOM! DOWNLOAD

NOT SAFE FOR SPEAKERS! Giving away prizes in two absurd quizdowns and dramatic readings of erotic video game fan fiction… DOWNLOAD

Is it better to burn out or fade away? We weigh in on the fate of Community, our favorite shows that were gone too quickly, and the ones that overstayed their welcome. Oh, and The Simpsons obviously… DOWNLOAD

The gang reunites to talk NEW GAMES! The Last of US, Resident Evil 6, Assassin’s Creed III, Devil May Cry, Halo 4 and much, much more! DOWNLOAD

With every other website and podcasts talking about upcoming games right now, Laser Time does you one better… Our buddy Matt Hackett of Lost Decade Games sits in to tell you how to make one of your own! DOWNLOAD

What happens when actors, athletes, and comedians get TOO BIG for live action?! Find out in our latest blast through cartoon obscurity! DOWNLOAD

Anime, Battle Royale, and highly drunken Tales from the Orient! DOWNLOAD

Sequels, teases and the weird stuff AFTER endings! A lively look at the greatest post-credits sequences leads to THE GREATEST MOVIE DISCUSSION EVER! DOWNLOAD

A hard look at poo and a silly musical genre devolves into a discussion on Godzilla, Silicon Valley and nostalgic edutainment! DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS:        

The most amazing movies, games and TV shows headed our this summer. We dare you to disagree! DOWNLOAD

One part reverence, one part spoilers. We celebrate the greatest sci-fi saga of our generation in 1st half of the show, then head into MASSIVE SPOILER territory in the 2nd half with our thoughts on Mass Effect 3’s controversial  ending. DOWNLOAD

The Top 10 Greatest Laser weapons! Seriously, it’s TIME for LASERS. DOWNLOAD

Old friends, surprise guests, and wall-to-wall VIDEO GAME discussions LIVE from Boston’s PAX East 2012 extravaganza! DOWNLOAD

Comedy Nerds: REJOICE! From the minds of Community, Mr. Show, Battlestar Galactica, Conan O’Brien, Ben Stiller, Zach Galifianakis, Fred Armisen, and more comes a bunch of amazing shit you’ve never heard of… DOWNLOAD