Laser Time

Ultra-embarrassing brushes with stardom! From comics to actors, down to CEOS and religious figures, we give you every reason why you should never meet your heroes… DOWNLOAD SHOP NEW RELEASES ON AMAZON, SUPPORT LASER TIME!! 

Tales of quitting jobs, coping with sudden unemployment, the general depression that sinks in when your livelihood evaporates and how to power through it! Feel free to share your own tales of jobless woe with, too… DOWNLOAD SHOP NEW RELEASES... Read more

HOY-YOOO! From the short lived to the trainwrecks, we examine the legacy of televised couch chatter in honor of Stephen Colbert’s ascension to late night glory… DOWNLOAD SHOP NEW RELEASES ON AMAZON, SUPPORT LASER TIME!! 

What haunts the pop culture obsessed? The ghosts of all things unwatched, unplayed, and unread. Laser Time digs deep into the backlogs woes in hopes of finding a solution with special guest Tim Turi! Come commiserate, won’t you… DOWNLOAD SHOP... Read more

We countdown our favorite collision of worlds, when Marvel met DC, and the desperate struggle to quantify what counts as a “Versus” movie… DOWNLOAD SHOP NEW RELEASES ON AMAZON, SUPPORT LASER TIME!! 

Don’t wanna grow up? You’re a Toys R Us kid, you say?! Well, that’s probably because nobody told you what life would be like for a TOYS R US ADULT did they? DID THEY?!?! (Just listen, it’ll all make sense)... Read more

Ancient Aliens, the New World Order, the Lizardmen Elite, Chemtrails, and YOU! See how you fit into the world’s greatest conspiracy theories with special guest, Hollander Cooper… DOWNLOAD SHOP NEW RELEASES ON AMAZON, SUPPORT LASER TIME!! 

Pop culture’s best baddies should always have a killer theme song. Can you guess the famous villains from their equally famous music? DOWNLOAD SHOP NEW RELEASES ON AMAZON, SUPPORT LASER TIME!!

[CLASSIC LASER] Shameless marketing collides with painfully urban music – HIP HOP HOORAY! DOWNLOAD Click Here to see unbelievably dope video of damn near every rap commercial discussed!

You get what you pay for: Premium channels and pay-per-view have existed for longer than you’d think, but is it all about to vanish? Take a deep and dorky dive into the history of pay television… DOWNLOAD SHOP NEW RELEASES... Read more

Hardcore movie talk and 2014 Oscar predictions sure to warm the cold winter heart of even the biggest cinephobic! We’ve seen ‘em all so you don’t have to! DOWNLOAD Header Art: Frozen Ready for the Oscars!by violetatranceart SHOP NEW RELEASES ON AMAZON,... Read more

Talking about art destroyed by its own creators, one of us made an appearance on Japanese television, and some good ol’ fashioned blackface! DOWNLOAD SHOP NEW RELEASES ON AMAZON, SUPPORT LASER TIME!!

Pick up those corded phones and get ready to dial! We’re headed back to a time when people paid absurd fees for info and entertainment via 1-900 numbers Ask your parents permission… DOWNLOAD SHOP NEW RELEASES ON AMAZON, SUPPORT LASER... Read more

What’s the best thing about the Super Bowl for people who don’t care about football? No, not commercials. We’re talking about those lead-out shows that immediately follow The Big Game. Huge series premieres, star-studded guest appearances, and famous flops abound!... Read more

Know the most expensive movie ever made adjusted for inflation? Does the TV show that costs the most carry the highest price tag for ads? What’s the most any idiot has paid for a dog?! Find out all that and... Read more

Rednecks, racism, stock fraud and a trip to Death Mountain! What a wonderful way to end/begin a year… DOWNLOAD

You know how some stuff can’t talk? Well, what what if it COULD talk? We either just sold Hollywood on six new movies this year or decided how you’re going to waste the next hour of your life… DOWNLOAD

Have yourself a console little Christmas with a timeless Yuletide tale guaranteed to bring out the fanboy rage in all you good little boys and girls… DOWNLOAD

Laser Time’s pop culture aficionados get their pants quizzed off regarding Hollywood’s proud history of ultra-violent, hyper-serious Christmas counter-programming! DOWNLOAD Get your Laser Time Xmas commentaries. Available until December 25th!

Celebrating the art of the car chase, the stupidest whips ever christened, the ridiculous legacy of Fast and the Furious, and burnin’ one last donut for Paul Walker… DOWNLOAD FAST AND SERIOUS RECOMMENDATIONS!!