Random Assault

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time listener and awesome artist Le Tran joins us once again to discuss manga about MMA ladies, Dead or Alive, and outdated racism! Oh, the fun we have on this show sometimes. Oh, and we showed Alex the 2009 Sakuracon commercial for the first time in his life. Funny how that works out. SEGMENT 1: - F**k Pilotwings - Fire Emblem Awakening - Experiencing stuff backwards - Does Lady Deadpool have a messed up face? - Oddworld New n Tasty - Mitch, Alex and Kate argue about controls for 2 straight minutes - Teppai - Obscure sorrows SEGMENT 2: - Depression is hysterical - Dead or Alive - Dancing All Night - Donald Trump - Da Random Assault family tree SEGMENT 3: - Sakura-con 2009 commercial - Racism quiz - Steven Universe

This week on Random Assault, listener Marco joins us again to talk about art jobs, social justice, horror movies... and then there's the revenge of Alex's horrible game from the previous episode. Strap in for some silliness!SEGMENT 1:- Kingdom Hearts 3- Naughty Dog is run by a ghost- Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze- Art jobs- Bad moviesSEGMENT 2:- More of Alex's autism gameSEGMENT 3:- HunieCam Studio- ArtStation- Social justice stuff- Silent Hill movies- Horror games- Metal Gear Solid - Boktai- Walking simulators- Aviary Attorney

This week on Random Assault, listeners Chris Ott and TURbo join us to talk about how Rick and Morty is just too annoying to be a good show, the ups and downs of Random Assault over the years, and red band trailers. Also, Alex makes us play a game that makes us all want to die. Hooray!SEGMENT 1:- Common knowledge to us is trivia to everyone else- Straight Outta- Rick and Morty is almost likeable but is still unbearable- Hover: Revolt of Gamers- Rising ThunderSEGMENT 2:- Random Assault Podcast Exam- Chris Ott reviews Nerf guns - BoomCo - Xploderz- HazeSEGMENT 3:- Red band trailers- Alex confuses everyone for 10 minutes- And then we play the most boring game ever- SNL bans- Best and worst of Random Assault- Senator Steven Armstrong for President 2018

Whelp. This is it, guys. The time we all agreed on is finally here. Time to get 'im! Also, besides that we talk about the untimely death of Rowdy Roddy Piper, jokes from Japan being translated, how much GoFundMe sucks, and a few movies we watched. Oh and at the end of the 2nd segment everything falls apart as we all start playing four separate games live on air. Yup! Professionalism, thy name is Random Assault!SEGMENT 1:- Roddy Piper has died- Ronda Rowsey beats the piss out of another woman- Low Winter Sun- The best joke ever- Jokes from Japan being translated to English- Remakes- Mega Man 3DS Collection- Video game movies- Five Nights at Freddy's 4SEGMENT 2:- The guy who controlled Chucky died- Hercules- Hitchhiking Robot- GoFundMe is actually the worst- 3D Streets of Rage 2- We just play games on the show liveSEGMENT 3:- Payback- The Searchers- Changeling- Mitch is a faggot- Mighty Number 9/Red Ash- Mighty Gunvolt- Mitch finally gets it

This week on Random Assault, Sean Weiland of Epoch's Journey fame joins us again, just in time for Alex and Kate to celebrate everything Blink 182! We also talk an awful lot about cereal mascots, conventions, and there's an awkward moment in there where we talk about Rowdy Roddy Piper being banned from podcasting forever... and this was recorded just DAYS before his untimely death. So yeah. Stuff. SEGMENT 1: - Who is Boo Berry the ghost of? - The History of Cereal - The backstory of Cookie Crisp - The Honey Monster - Awesome Possum - Blink 182 SEGMENT 2: - Epoch's Journey - GenCon - Board games - Wet Hot American Summer - Pennsylvania cons - Racism still exists - Hulk Hogan gets erased from history SEGMENT 3: - Rowdy Roddy Piper banned from podcasting forever - Super Butt Mad, now on Sega Genesis - Two dubstepmen teamed up with Justin Bieber to create sound waves - Spike Lee joints - Anthony Jeselnik - Professor Layton - Tales games come out way too often - RPG's could use full voice acting - Homestuck bl

This week on Random Assault... well, the title speaks for itself, so be warned. But Willyfresh joins us so we can talk about Ant-Man, how dreadfully full-of-it that Suicide Squad trailer was, how Abadox was actually the original video game, and how unicorns have sex. Prepare yourself for the worst. SEGMENT 1: - Ant-Man - Suicide Squad trailer - Batman v Superman - The Lost Boys is the gayest movie in Hell - What we had on our walls growing up SEGMENT 2: - Teppuu manga - MMA is over too quick - Everything from France sucks - Live-action Attack on Titan movie - Alex's Top 10 Movies - Arkham Knight sucks. Go figure. - Barely Legal Bridge - Unicorn mating habits - Abadox is the original game SEGMENT 3: - Fallout Shelter - The Good, The Bad, and the Weird - We answer your questions - Autism Bukkake

This week on Random Assault, Breener joins us again to talk about Ireland, how we wish the Minions would just go away, ancient Greek assholes, and Mitch's mom. And then some news breaks during the episode that is truly saddening. But don't let that stop you from listening! SEGMENT 1: - We jumped the shark - We do a complete 180 - There's no good Irish impressions in anything - Talkin' about Ireland - Overseas slang - The tornado from Twister is the tornado from every movie - The theater experience is dead - kill the minions - We wanna bang Disney girls - BREAKING NEWS that's two weeks too late: Satoru Iwata has died SEGMENT 2: - We wish the Wii U wasn't a failure - Irish Star Wars - Stop telling us to read Prison School - Other podcasts suck except they don't - Watch Too Many Cooks - The Random Assault Brawl/Orgy/Tony Ritual/Meetup - Matt might be related to ancient A-hole, Diogenes of Sinope - Kate is the Batman of GamerGate, and that's a bad thing SEGMENT 3: - Matthew McCaughnaghey - Catlateral Damage -

This week on Random Assault, we're joined by John Common of CSR Studios, maker of Dead Pixels! We talk up his 8-bit zombie shooter, and then devolve into our normal show banter. Namely, getting mad about advertising, reminiscing on children's TV shows, and go into a quiz that Mitch made to piss everyone else off. Yeah, it's one of those episodes. SEGMENT 1: - Dead Pixels - 80's horror movies - Kids want and can handle gore - Short Circuit 2 - Destiny's Red Bull level is stupid and it's not even out yet - The Random Assault TV Tropes Page - Wake, Rattle and Roll - 30 year nostalgia gaps - British TV - Round the Twist intro is a First Note Nightmare SEGMENT 2: - CSR Studios: Behind the Name - The Big Retarded Video Game Quiz 2 - Mortal Kombat costumes SEGMENT 3: - Kingsmen - Nightcrawler - Hellraiser - Final Wars - Mitch and Matt should fight - Inside Out - The Alex movies game - Tom the Turkey

This week on Random Assault, we're joined by David Reinhart and... hoo boy, do we talk a lot about BUSINESS. Business and internet money and a bunch of other bull-crap like Steven Universe. It's a very... dry episode. Yeah. That's the word. SEGMENT 1: - White Cis Gays - Business, Patreon, and content creation - Should people be asking for money for the content they produce? - David explains how wrong we are about everything - Daredevil - E3 stuff weeks after the fact - Final Fantasy VII remake SEGMENT 2: - Batman Arkansas - David Lynch movies - Fucked up movies SEGMENT 3: - The Raid - Steven Universe - Adventure Time, Steven Universe, and overarching lore - Doctor Who fans - Jojo fans - Guardians of the Galaxy, The LEGO Movie - The Haunted Mansion, Twilight Zone Tower of Terror - Yesterland - Downtown Disney

This week on Random Assault, we have a VERY special guest! It's Krissy Diggs, who you might know as "That Chick With The Goggles"! She talks to us about her return to making videos, her artwork... and a bunch of other stuff that's par for the course on this show, like semen-based professional wrestlers and how Alex almost permanently got porn stuck on his Wii. A must-listen! SEGMENT 1: - John Semen - Wrestler gimmicks - Krissy's life and return to the internet - DOS games and emulation - Centralia, PA - Amish country - Vanilla Ice Goes Amish SEGMENT 2: - Krissy's art - Becoming your online persona - MAGfest and Channel Awesome SEGMENT 3: - We are offensive - The Internet: The New Frontier - Internet porn habits - Alex got porn almost permanently on his Wii through the slide puzzle game - Maybe dinosaurs don't look like what we think like they do - Cosplay - Mitch is the Phantom Queer

This week on Random Assault, "Stache" joins us with his mighty beard to talk about the band Guns Out at Sundown, as well as Jurassic World and E3, and then we trade him for Mitch (a grave mistake on our part), who talks with Matt's girlfriend for about forever on the subject of Freedom Planet. It's almost like Jayson is here! SEGMENT 1: - Stash - E3 SEGMENT 2: - Jurassic World SEGMENT 3: - Falcon Rising - Freedom Planet - Sam and Max - Let's Plays and Reviews - Captain Retard - Cum Patriots

This week on Random Assault, we're once again joined by Seth Rosen of Klei Entertainment to talk about stuff like Ryu and Roy in Smash, Don't Starve (of course), possible names for kids, and helper apps. We also learn about disgusting foods courtesy of a quiz Alex put together, and create Angry John, the angry video game reviewer on YouTube. Because we're just so damn clever. SEGMENT 1: - Bonus Stage Flash Cartoon - Bloodborne - Splatoon - Ryu and Roy in Smash - Nintendo goes crazy over the leak - More amiibo woes - Don't Starve merch - ANGRY JOHN - Don't Starve Together SEGMENT 2: - Don't Starve Chaos Mode - Too Much Semen Guy - Aaah Real Monsters - Soup to Nuts - I Would Rather Starve quiz - CAMEL FACTS SEGMENT 3: - Kid names - "F**k Buzzfeed" - " " - "Favorite" - "Bus Station 16" - "Carter Carter Carter" - Knock-offgames - Slow Jerry - Helper apps - Nuckleavee

This week on Random Assault, Curtis joins us to reminisce about the old GamesRadar forum days, to talk about how Kickstarter is still sketchy, and discuss demo discs. And we wondered why he didn't come back for so long... - Catching Up With Curtis - RA's Canon so far... sorta... - The Good Old GR Days - Laser Time "Feud" and points of positive and negative - Listen, N64 looked like crap most of the time. - Kickstarter is still pretty Sketchy (The Bad: Mighty No. 9, The Good: Yookah-Laylee, Shovel Knight) - LEGO Worlds - Minecraft Zelda - Early Access is bullcrap - Demo Discs - Screw Mitch - My uncle at Nintendo is Japanese Marylin Manson and also Gakt - Problems with Game garbage marketing

This week on Random Assault, we're joined once again by Nick Robalik of Sombrero fame! (Meaning, he made the game that's coming out soon called "Sombrero", he in no way invented the popular hat.) We talk about the broken age we're living in of adventure games on Kickstarter, how on-disc DLC is getting worse and worse (I squid you not), and edgy 90's cartoons based on comic books and their film adaptations. Also, Nick realizes that we have more in common with a dysfunctional, abusive family than a negative-ZZZ-tier podcast. But it's okay, because we defeat Hatred! (The game, or the concept itself? You'll find the answer in this episode!) SEGMENT 1: - Alex watched Bob's Burgers, Alex likes Bob's Burgers - Alex does not like Archer - Catching up with Nick - Sombrero is coming out soon - On-disc DLC - Amiibo, especially Splatoon - Offensive games SEGMENT 2: - Adventure games on Kickstarter - Stop taking our insults so seriously - DC movies are going to suuuuck - The Deadpool movie - Edgy 90's comic cartoons -

This week on Random Assault, Cassidy Werner joins us to talk about The Titan Series. Plus, Matt goes all 80's on everybody's ass with Mad Max: Fury Road and Big Trouble in Little China. And of course, talk of plenty of horror movies, cause that's what the kids are into these days. Listener beware, you're in for a... wait, I already used this joke. Damn. - Titan Series with Cassidy Werner - Mad Max: Fury Road - Big Trouble Little China - Horror Movies - Jason - Freddy - Wes Craven - Goosebumps - Squished Biff

This week on Random Assault, Kyle from Shoddycast joins us to talk about fever dreams, behind the scenes stuff with our shows, how the Nintendo World store in NYC is actually kind of overrated, and a porn gun. No context. It's that kind of show! SEGMENT 1: - Fever dreams and being a crazy savant - Shoddycast - Using Camtasia - Behind the scenes - Hidden History - Mitch is the last hipster SEGMENT 2: - Echidnas and other mammals - Nintendo World in NYC - Nintendo World has less amiibo than Times Square Toys 'R' Us - The museum is awesome though - Would you have sex with Betty Boop? - Alex hates Steam because Mortal Kombat X - Also he got hacked and that's pretty serious - America has a copy of The Witcher 2, thanks Obama - Obama needs a Twitch stream - Mitch should win a painting of Fred Durst at his arcade - Games with fixed payouts are horse crap - Alex learns how to cheat at arcade games - Muscle March SEGMENT 3: - Listener questions about lore - FUNNEL CAKES RULE - Porn gun add on for New Veg

This week on Random Assault: Matt, Mitch and Kate are flying blind, unrestricted by Alex's (relatively) grounded personality. So they talk about how dumb their own podcast's lore is, answer some Yahoo Answers questions, and we find out that Kate ate hand lotion, putting another tally on the board under "Retarded Stuff Kate Has Done". SEGMENT 1: - Our retarded lore - Prolapsed asses - Jontron's Starcade - inFamous Second Son - Hentai and ecchi - RetroCade at Seaside Heights - Watermelon ice cream SEGMENT 2: - Beseiged and Early Access games - Museums - Mitch + Adolf Hitler K-I-S-S-I-N-G - Kate ate hand lotion. I'm not even surprised. - Hidden meanings of song lyrics - Underworld movies - Mitch started a civil war on another podcast's forums - The Max Headroom TV Jacking Incident - The Wyoming Incident - Matt got banned from Facebook for calling Joss Whedon a faggot SEGMENT 3: - Yahoo Answers - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

This week on Random Assault, the gang talks about how Kevin James is the harbinger of death, Mitch talks up the Vita-exclusive Monsterbag, and Alex gets in touch with his inner weeaboo. We also talk about how Yu Suzuki is a secret American, how DLC and Patreon are destroying the world, and dreams about our girlfriends and each other's girlfriends. Oh, and Matt needs to take a video of himself drinking milk while trying to remove his shirt on his balcony. Make it a hashtag. #MattManlyMilkMess SEGMENT 1: - Rikki Tikki Tembo - Strega Nona - Kevin James is a blight on this earth - Not being able to read properly - Yooka-Laylee - Mortal Kombat mobile game is a pile of trash, no one is surprised - Monsterbag - Suicide Squad movie SEGMENT 2: - Marvel movie rights - Streetpass is lame - You have limited Streetpass game slots - Pokemon Shuffle - SEGA 3D CLassics (OutRun, Streets of Rage 2, AfterBurner) - Yu Suzuki is the raddest dude - Alex went to a disappointing Japanese festival - Wolfcop, Manborg SEGMENT 3:

Random Assault is here with the inevitable Minor Assault about the latest installment of the Mortal Kombat franchise Mortal Kombat X. Luke "TotalMortalKombat" Cunningham and Le "Mr. Suitman" Tran joins Alex as they dissect the good and bad about the game and then dig deep into the story, where it's going and where it might end up in the nerdiest way imaginable. God, what a bunch of fucking nerds. I just want to beat them until they explode into fourteen ribcages, ten skulls and seven femurs. NERDS!

This week on Random Assault, we're joined by Rich and Jordan of the Joy of Gaming podcast! We talk about our experiences with the various gaming conventions around America, we get WAY too deep into Sonic stuff... again, and Alex hijacks the show with a meta quiz! It'll all make sense when you hear it. SEGMENT 1: - Gaming conventions (MAGfest, PAX, E3) - Advent Rising, Molyneux, Dennis Dyack, and other failures - Plot twists - We get hardcore about Sonic - Bad comics and movies - The Force Awakens - Kickstarter promises and failures - There's a gay Mortal Kombat character SEGMENT 2: - Matt loves his cat more than his girlfriend - Matt won't kill bugs - Pennsylvania town names - Alex hijacks the podcast with a quiz SEGMENT 3: - Podcasts and LPs, and how many people work - Doing what you love on YouTube - How Joy of Gaming started - Daredevil - Avril Lavigne, scene and emo girls