Saturday Night Freak Show

Sean sends us all to the madhouse after watching Cathy's Curse (1977), a Canadian Exorcist-rip off about a little girl who becomes possessed by the spirit of her dead aunt (we think) or her dead great-uncle (could be), which may have taken control of her doll (possibly) and now wants to kill everyone else in the family (definitely). Listen as we try to deal with a series of anti-climaxes, uncomfortable situations, crazy psychics, creepy neighbors and foul mouthed youngsters on this week's exciting show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Colin unwittingly brings back rubber-suited monsters from space after coming in contact with The Green Slime (1968)! After destroying an asteroid on a collision course with Earth, the space station Gamma 3 finds itself host to a green, slimy substance that transforms into a horde of electricity-sucking, tentacled creatures that threaten all life as we know it. Listen as we talk about this slice of 60's sci-fi cheese, swinging martini parties, beehive hairdos, and dish out love for the film's swanky title song on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Michaela spends time trapped in a box with Ryan Reynolds in the thriller Buried (2010). Reynolds plays an American contractor, taken hostage in Iraq, who awakens to find himself buried alive in a wooden coffin and - armed only with a cigarette lighter and a cell phone - must try to figure a way out. Listen as we talk about the "one man show" movie genre, Holly's fear of snakes, claustrophobia, and more on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly earns a Flawless Victory by accepting a challenge to appear in the Mortal Kombat (1995), a martial arts tournament held on a secret island, the outcome of which will affect the fate of the entire world! In this colorful adaptation of the popular fighting video game, the god of lighting, Lord Rayden, gathers a disparate group of fighters to battle the forces of evil wizard, Shang Tsung. Listen as we talk about puppet performers, EDM, the history of the Mortal Kombat franchise, bloodless fatalities and more on this week's exciting show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean wonders why the dead won't stay dead in Cemetery Man (aka Dellamorte, Dellamore, 1994), an existentialist Italian zombie movie from Dario Argento protege Michele Soavi, which stars Rupert Everett as the beleaguered caretaker of a rural cemetery where the dead return to life. Listen as we talk about zombie boy scouts, severed head romances, odd Italian burial practices, and commit Sean's Last Will and Testament to the permanent record on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We wrap up 2017 with our 2nd annual Best and Worst Movies of the year episode. Listen as we go around the table and attempt to distill a very good year in film down to our choices for the 5 best movies and the one we think was the worst. Will your favorite make the cut? Thanks for listening and we hope you enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Colin considers assault and battery charges against Andrzej Zulawski's Possession (1981), which chronicles the apocalyptic implosion of the marriage between Sam Neill and Isabelle Adjani in Cold War-era Germany. While he gets kicked around by her effete German lover and sleeps with her doppelganger on the sly, she has sex with a slimy, tentacled creature that she may have given birth to in the subway. Listen as we break down reality, wonder about pink socks, lost shoes, God, relationships, Armageddon, and try not to lose our minds on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Michaela makes the case for Lindsay Lohan's I Know Who Killed Me (2007), a 8-time Razzie award winning thriller in which Lohan plays dual roles - as a diligent student and a exotic dancer - one, or both, of whom are targeted by a blue-glove wearing serial killer who has a fondness for torture and amputation. Listen as we try to unravel the film's color-coded plot mechanics, debate Lohan's questionable stripper techniques, and determine if the film qualifies as an American giallo, all on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly learns the Way of the Samurai for a Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991) which features a potentially epic team up between action superstar Dolph Lundgren and the late Brandon Lee, starring as two renegade cops thrown together to stop the rise of the Japanese Yakuza in Los Angeles' Little Tokyo neighborhood. Their mission escalates into an explosion of bloody mayhem after Lundgren recognizes the head Yakuza as the man responsible for his parents' murder! Listen at we marvel at Brandon Lee's bad acting; Lundgren's capacity for carpentry; and the absurdity of taking on Dolph Lundgren in a street fight; all this and more on this week's exciting show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean breeds an attack cat to take on the soul sucking menace of Stephen King's Sleepwalkers (1992). When his owner is killed by a duo of ancient, incestuous, shape-shifting creatures (Brian Krause and Alice Krige), Clovis (Sparks) rises to become the hero he was always meant to be and must save the Sleepwalker's virginal target (Mädchen Amick) from their clutches, while rallying together the town's house cat population for a fiery raid on their booby-trap laden lair. Listen as we talk about slimy rubber monsters, bad 90's computer morph effects, Electric Boogasplooge and more, on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Colin hopes to survive the melting Hell on Earth of The Devil's Rain (1975). William Shatner's family guards a Satanic book from the clutches of evil goat-headed cult leader, Ernest Borgnine, who needs it to enslave all mankind. They do battle in an abandoned Western mining town while Tom Skerritt and his wife hope to save the day from Satan's followers. Listen as we talk about the involvement of mobsters and the Church of Satan in the film's making, fantasize about satanic Westerns, and get all squishy over the gooey special effects-filled finale, all on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Michaela has a bone to pick with the black sheep of the Scream movies, Scream 4 (2011). Wes Craven's final film reunites the surviving cast of the hit, self-aware series of horror films with a fresh cast of up and comers, while writer Kevin Williamson throws shade at millennials and the conventions of horror movie remakes and reboots. Listen as we talk about horror movie home design, dump hate on the movie's propmaster, and gush over Hayden Panettiere, all on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly develops a taste for raw meat and a hunger for world domination after being possessed by the aliens of Slither (2006), James Gunn's affectionate homage to 80's sci-fi/horror films. When Grant Grant (Michael Rooker) is taken over by a malevolent extraterrestrial intelligence, it's up to the small town sheriff (Nathan Fillion) to save his dream girl (Elizabeth Banks) and the townspeople from the gooey, tentacled menace. Listen as we discover the joys of Mr. Pibb, laud the talents of Gregg Henry, and discover startling things about Sean's TV viewing habits, all on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean tells us a story that happened to someone who knows someone he knows, and an Urban Legend (1998) is born. Someone in a winter coat is murdering students at snooty Pendleton University, using the hook of urban legends as his deadly punchline. The late 90's cast of the CW Network has to team up with the Noxema girl to sleuth out the killer's identity before they become his next victim. If you love the 90's then this is the episode for you, as we go on Full-On 90's Throwback Mode to discuss the post-Scream slasher wave, the decade's horror output, and share stories of meeting Jared Leto - all on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Colin cranks the fog machine and creeps around the haunted world of Mario Bava's Black Sabbath (aka I Tre Volti Della Paura - "The Three Faces of Fear," 1963), an anthology horror movie hosted by and starring Boris Karloff. In "The Telephone," a beautiful woman is terrorized by threatening phone calls; in "The Wurdulak," a mountain family worries that their elder has returned home as a vampire; and in "The Drop of Water," a nurse robs a medium who died during a seance, and supernatural shenanigans ensue. Listen as we're joined by Brandon of the Sock Monkey Sound podcast, talk Italian horror, expose "hidden" subtexts and more, all on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Michaela joins a circle of teenage witches who practice The Craft (1996) and makes poor Fairuza Balk lose her mind! Balk plays a sullen, Goth misfit who lures Sarah, the new girl in school, into her coven of witches (alongside Neve Campbell and Rachel True) in hopes of getting revenge on their high school tormentors, but things turn deadly and escalate into a full blown Satanic freak out! Listen as our invocations and magic spells lead to a surprising Freak Show duet, reveal surprising details about your hosts' off-mic proclivities, and force Colin to broadcast from the Great Beyond, all on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly hopes to survive an apocalypse of running zombies as she outmaneuvers Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead (2004), a remake of George Romero's classic. As before, a disparate group of strangers must band together within an abandoned shopping mall as hordes of the living dead gather outside. Listen as we contribute to the slow zombie vs fast zombie debate, compare and contrast the remake to its namesake, imagine a zombie movie starring only a cast of pets, and more - on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean cozies up to the seductive vampire fantasy that is Fright Night Part 2 (1988), which finds Charley Brewster and the Fearless Vampire Killer, Peter Vincent, re-teaming when the sister of the original film's vampire descends on Los Angeles with revenge on her mind. Listen as we try to uncover how this sequel ended up in movie limbo; discuss the high fashion of vampire chic; and wistfully long for cheesy 80's rubber monster FX, all on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Colin uses benign pharmacology and energy sculpting to trip out Beyond the Black Rainbow (2011), director Panos Cosmatos' nod to science-fiction and horror films of the 1980's. A mad doctor keeps a young woman with telekinetic powers trapped in an underground clinic, where 60's-era psychedelic experiments have produced inhuman results. Listen as we discuss the merit of pop culture objects that imitate the style and design of the 80's, movies that value atmosphere over character or plot, and lay the ground work for what constitutes an "art" movie, and more, on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Michaela wants to go serial killer-hunting with American Psycho 2 (2002), an in-name only cash grab sequel to the Christian Bale-starrer. This time, That 70's Show's Mila Kunis plays a college student who killed Patrick Bateman as a child and becomes obsessed with hunting other serial killers, so much so that she's willing to kill her rivals for a teaching-assistant post that guarantees a spot at the FBI academy in Quantico. Listen as we cast shame upon quick buck sequel producers, ponder William Shatner's sex appeal, and drum up the idea for the Canadian version called North American Psycho, all on this week's exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.