Unfiltered Copenhagen Podcast

What does Copenhagen smell like? That's a question that sparked our interest, and one of the things we talk about this week. We also get back to the previous week's axe-man (not the deodorant) story, the newly announced Michelin-starred restaurants in the city, as well as the chance of Denmark becoming Europe's biggest medical cannabis producer. And last but not least: upcoming e-sports event in Copenhagen, strip club reviews, the semantics of terrorism, European vs American teeth...and fried chicken! Yum yum yum! Right here, right now.

The King "Prins Henrik" has died. And Denmark mourns. But sad news aside, life goes on in this beloved city of ours, and this week we deliver a full package of goodies. There's restaurant reviews, Danish victories, axe-wielding villains, single moms, and rare birds. We also spend some time nerding over Speedruns and Magic: The Gathering. This was great! Join us right below for a good time. Woo woo.

Another one bites the dust! Or rather, snorts it. Hear about a Danish politician's encounter with cocaine, and another one's new residence in the "ghetto". Or maybe you're more into SpaceX's recent Falcon Heavy launch? There's also time for some nostalgic 90's videogames history, Danish language school subsidy changes, SKAT hunting tax evaders, and a lot more! You won't even notice time passing by. Give it a go, just click below.

The Danish Space Age is here! JFK, Elon Musk, Twilight Zone, Star Trek... what do they all have in common? And besides satellite launches, Denmark is also making a foray into... you know it... circumcision laws. Superbowl commercials, sexy research, doritos and other drugs, we have it all! Edgy, I say. Maybe. Find out for yourself just below! You won't regret it.

A Dane, a Swede and a Norwegian get into a kerfuffle. Who wins? We discuss that, and a lot more, on this week's podcast! Do you like Mexican food? Happen to know where to find the best one in Copenhagen? Neither do we; but we keep trying, and we discuss our experience and expectations. Caroline Wozniacki, bridges, fire and flags around Christiania, desert island sandwiches, and so much more! Nothing like starting the week with a few grumbles and laughs. Give it a listen!

Another week, another episode, another development on our Jetskis and Submarines! Ahh, but all we talk about is recent disasters? Worry not, we also share our love for potential, future ones, by displaying our spoiler-free appreciation for Black Mirror. There's also time for a new amusing Danish colloquialism (that not all of us seem to appreciate), a look at The People of Denmark's Most Unwanted Painting (it's not like the others!), the two baddest and scariest men on the planet going at each other...and more. What a bundle of joy. Make sure not to miss it.

Christmas is over, 2018 is here, and we're back stronger than ever! Hear about Ford's old year resolutions and Rodolfo's favorite fruit in pizza (blasphemy?). We also discuss, Danish people's wall painting habits, the municipality's million-kroner saving plan, sunlight vitamins, and much more. It's good to be back. Enjoy!

Rats are slowly taking over Copenhagen! Another Tuesday episode is out in the wild. This time we devote a significant amount of time to rodents, and DF and their recent propositions. Did you know Denmark has one of the worst asylum approval rates in Europe? On a brighter note, the Iron Throne is visiting Copenhagen. Yeah that's as bright as it gets in terms of news. But we made sure to sprinkly some joyful banter in between. Don't miss it!

Christmas season arrived in Copenhagen...and so have the drones! It's a Tuesday Treat that involves the Abominable Snowman, martyrdom, Finnish Christmas songs, ballet, the homeless... And rants! Quality ones. Which Danish bank has the worse reputation? What has outraged the French this time? It's all here. Midweek episodes are the best ones, they say. So here you go. For your pleasure.

Elections are over, Christmas is coming, and an arm has been found in Køge Bay! This week you can hear us try to pronounce some real Danish tongue-twisters, as well as our thoughts on the elections, humidity and fresh air, and the (world-leading) work/life balance in Denmark. Plus there's road rage (on the rise!), arrests, and slavery. What a treat! And it's all just a click away.

Politicians and orgies, a match made in... Denmark? This week's topics range from shopping malls and gentrification, to foreign professors who aren't legally allowed to share research. Oh, yeah, and young female cashiers' side-gig selling their used underwear. We top it off with chinese restaurants and pumpkin pie. Enjoy!

Which Danish politician has the most prominent and protruding eyebrows? It's election season, and as expected, we bring you the most informed, non-partisan opinions this side of the Baltic. We go on about why swan candles are the best candles for you if you like to avoid being slowly poisoned. Another suggestion to avoid being poisoned: don't go inside submarines with people named Peter. That's right, the tragic and bewildering submarine story has some new developments that nobody could see...or smell. YOU. CAN'T. MISS. IT! Spice up your day right now, by clicking below and going WOW.

This is a story about Brian and Connie. BRIAN and CONNIE want to buy some MEDICINAL CANNABIS. They place an order in a local store, paid with APPLE PAY, to be delivered at home in the upcoming days. As POSTNORD is out to deliver their order, their truck gets swept up by STORM INGOLF. Brian and Connie feel their delivery is taking way too long to arrive (even by Postnord standards), so they decide to call up their bank and complain about the charge. But instead of a customer support representative, they end up talking to NORA, a very artificially intelligent teller. Nora needs to clear up their identity, so it has them take a quick test. But to assure no cheating takes place, she takes a brief LOOK THROUGH THEIR COMPUTER'S CONTENTS first. If this sounds too convoluted and ridden with flaws, it's because it probably is. But it's all in this week's podcast, give or take a few small details. Enjoy!

This week on Unfiltered Copenhagen... Ford gives us his thoughts on the new Blade Runner, and they're probably not what you're expecting. We share some personal stories of the wilderness, and the perils of life in Copenhagen's Red Light District. A stolen bus, that we talked about on a previous episode, has been found, and we're right on top of the action (or lack thereof). Burkas, Niqabs and Hijabs explained by people who clearly don't know what they're talking about. And many other goodies. Here's to Monday! Ta ta

Madsen and the submarine! Sounds like a children's book, but it's just another chapter in this morbid, never-ending Danish soap opera; we touch back on it with another discovery, and a potential new lead. Besides that have a gas talking about degraded artwork, Copenhagen's stillborn haunted orphanage, and the eeriness of modern technology. We top it off with a subject all of us can relate to -- issues with DSB. What a jolly good time. Che-che-check it out!

A head and a pair of legs were found in the sea near Copenhagen! Further developments on the fan-favorite submarine story. We pitch in on the upcoming Culture Night in Copenhagen, film ratings, and on the recent Las Vegas tragedy. And look forward to us humans becoming an interplanetary species. But until then... longer queues at the Copenhagen Airport. Don't forget to enjoy the sun while it lasts; works even better with this episode in your ears.

Copenhagen street police being replaced with soldiers, in true American fashion! Check Ford reenactment of the three types of spectators during a street fight and Rodolfo's stories about street beggars. But there's more! A restaurant where the drinks came after the food, home-delivered steaks, Inger Støjberg, and a bunch other tragedies. What a start of the week! Here you go. Enjoy.

Tongue-twisters, tigers, snakes and gluten-free bread. Prince Harry, Ed Sheeran, Seth Rogan and Jack Nicholson. Models, motorcycles, eyebrows and people of an ethnic background other than Danish. Monday, new episode, enjoy and...

The Unfiltered Copenhagen Podcast

Brawls, scuffles and altercations. Plus some development on last week's submarine story, which we follow up on. We jump around different topics too much this week to enumerate them all here. So just sit back, relax, give it a listen, and soak in the wisdom!