Trailer Park Boys

The Boys are getting super baked ahead of February 2-4 weekend! With thick dope smoke in the air, they discuss the Earth’s crust, where eggs come from, and Russian pricks who are tattooing cats.   Plus: Would Bubbles bang Wayne Gretzky?    

The Boys talk about how they spent Valentine’s Day, Julian discusses more money-making ideas, and Bubbles shows Ricky a thing or two about the piano. PLUS: Ricky takes us under the sea and gets us learnt on marine life!    

Ricky thinks he can get into dentistry because they’re basically just mechanics for teeth. Also, the Boys debate the differences between a spider and an octopus, and wonder if Moses was on mushrooms when he talked to the burning bush.    

The Boys are so baked for this one, they think it’s episode 80, not 79. Between giggle fits (which can be solved by breaking things), the Boys discuss “The Day the Music Died,” eyeball licking, and they dust off the buzzers for a quick game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!    

Kids in the Hall alumnus Bruce McCulloch is in the trailer, and we don’t know what Ricky gave him! The Boys chat with the Canadian comedy icon about where he was when Michael Jackson’s hair caught fire, the Ten Commandments, Andre the Giant, and much more!     

The Presidential Inauguration in the USA has Ricky pondering a run of his own in 2020, and he already has a slogan! The Boys also discuss the genius behind the “Hollyweed” sign, the best ways to harvest kitty fur, and Sunnyvale virtual reality!    

Bubbles is back from his cowboy getaway! We hear about some GREASY business between his kitties and the barnyard animals, and the Boys discuss the size of cat cocks. Ricky announces his New Year’s Resolution, and tries out his new virtual reality system. Plus: Julian’s got a new non-dirty money-making idea for 2017! Episode 76 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!      

Bubbles is off in a cabin in the woods with his kitties (paid for by Julian), and Ricky and Julian are reminiscing about all the DECENT podcashes from 2016. From celebrity guests to amazing musicians, to dickhead guests like Randy, it’s been a hell of a year! PLUS: Ricky tries out his new art set! Episode 75 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!        

Seven days of liquor-nog has left Ricky pretty f***ed, but somehow the Boys manage to discuss their predictions for the new year! Also learn about Ricky’s new party trick, whether or not Bubbles would bang an alien, and how NOT to use the Sh** Sucker 3000! Episode 74 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!        

It’s Christmas Eve-eve and the Boys are gettin’ on er! Bubbles mixes up some Liquor-Nogs, and Ricky displays some of his homemade orlaments. The Boys exchange gifts and also receive presents from a secret drunk Santa. PLUS: Heads up NASA, Ricky solved your problem! Episode 73 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!    

On the last 16th day of 2016, the Boys chat about inventing an alternative to the space diaper, head/body transplants, and how an air-conditioned dome might just put a stop to ISIS. Plus: how much does Ricky charge for stealing a tiger? Episode 72 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!    

All the way from Scotland by way of Brampton and Nashville, chart-topping musician Johnny Reid joins the podcash! Johnny talks about the challenges of growing up as a Scottish immigrant in Canada, and he and Bubbles play a tune he wrote for Joe Cocker! Episode 71 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!

Award-winning broadcaster and writer Jowi Taylor joins the podcash to talk about the DECENT guitar he built using bits and pieces of Canadiana including Wayne Gretzky’s hockey stick and Pierre Trudeau’s canoe paddle. Bubbles rips out a few tunes with it, and… Ricky sings?! Episode 70 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!    

Long-time Sunnyvale resident Marguerite joins the Boys for the Black Friday edition of the podcash, just before the Boys ship off for their European tour! Learn a shocking revelation about Marguerite and Ricky’s father, and hear about the time Ricky met Bryan Adams. Episode 69 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!        

Freedom 35 is so close, the Boys can taste it - literally! Beer wizards Paul Dicky and Claude Lefebvre are in the trailer, and they brought samples of the soon-to-be released Trailer Park Boys Beer! Episode 68 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!    

While Julian is off celebrating the birthday of Ralph Macchio, T and Rascal from the Roc Pile are in the trizailor this week! T talks about his cross-Canada tour, and Ricky claims he can produce diamonds from his ass. Plus - can porn dogs sniff out adult material? Episode 66 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!  

Colin James is on the podcash and Bubbles’ bird is out of control! James plays some tunes for the Boys, shares stories about Stevie Ray Vaughan, and addresses Corey Hart rumours. Plus: The Boys weigh in on President-Elect Donald Trump! Episode 67 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!            

Grab yourself a cup of mushroom tea, some hash pumpkin cake, and a couple of drinks - the Boys are celebrating Halloween!  Ricky, er, Weed Man, explains how Santa and God created Halloween, and the Boys do their best to play Jeopardy before the hash sets in. Episode 65 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!      

Julian wasn’t able to make it to the podcast this week, but luckily SwearNet got local prison guard “Gorilla Fingers” as a special guest! He talks about the ins and outs of cavity searches -- why he does them, whether or not he enjoys them, as well as stories about the strangest things he’s ever found “up there.” Episode 64 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!  

Julian and Bubbles have been working hard on a greasy new deal and they’re ready to announce it to the world (and Ricky)! The Boys are making a beer, and they need your help choosing a dirty design for the can! Plus: Ricky has to choose between quitting smoking and giving up chips, but he has a plan Episode 63 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!