Michael Vandeven's Radio Trainwreck

Two nights in a row.  It’s unprecedented.  What’s happening around here?  It must be related to Michael’s loneliness as Nabila continues her visit to Morocco.  On tonight’s show:  Michael spends Thanksgiving in isolation on the toilet, you should avoid the consumer plantation by staying home on Black Friday, and apparently there are no people with … Continue reading MVDRT November 26, 2009 →

Evelyn will send each listener who finds the word “the” in tonight’s show a complimentary Bag Box.  Good luck.  Michael has finally been sucked into the black hole known as FaceBook, Evelyn claims her poodle is actually a living, sentient animal deserving to be treated as such, and DriverAgent.com attempts to pacify Michael with crumbs.  … Continue reading MVDRT November 25, 2009 →

After tonight’s show, we’re considering the installation of splash guards.  It truly was a momentous occasion, destined for the annals of broadcast history.  Michael experiences live nicotine withdrawal convulsions on air, Evelyn is addicted to the show Car Talk, and Michael comes unhinged in a 25 minute rant on why DriverAgent.com sucks.  You must hear … Continue reading MVDRT November 19, 2009 →

After a show like this, the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.  Michael can’t stop shoving food into his fat hole during the show, Evelyn has fleas and is covered in feces, and Michael is now a fancy college boy.  The iPhone has fallen prey to an exploit, you clearly need to … Continue reading MVDRT November 8, 2009 →

We expect to totally start getting the chics after tonight’s show.  NetFlix doesn’t want Michael, Be Kind Rewind sucks, and the future is bleak for the Macintosh.  Michael is stalking Evelyn with a webcam and she’s scared, Verizon probably won’t get the iPhone, and uploading pictures can be uproariously funny.  Just ask Microsoft.  SquareSpace sucks, … Continue reading MVDRT November 1, 2009 →

What can I say?  It was pure audio-gold tonight.  Evelyn and Michael are now snorting Vitamin D, Michael wants Macintosh users disemboweled, and it’s time for another American Revolution.  Michael was actually able to convince Evelyn of something, Satellite Internet blows, and Rush is passed over.  Evelyn enjoys eating something called “Nigger Babies,” Requiem for … Continue reading MVDRT October 15, 2009 →

Tonight was Heaven.  Just absolute, unbridled, unqualified Heaven.  Mostly.  Evelyn is holding out on the new website design in a bid to get more cash, people at the equator are lighter, and Sam’s Club has Mexican Coke.  Dead people are going to start banging, Evelyn wants Adobe Inc. to control the English language, and private … Continue reading MVDRT September 27, 2009 →

The show tonight could be seen as perhaps one of the greatest moments in recorded human history.  Michael treats Evelyn like she has a penis, Evelyn used to sit isolated in a room while someone screamed “Asshole!!!” at her in a quest for enlightenment, and Michael hopes to addict the world with the Marlboro Blend … Continue reading MVDRT September 7, 2009 →

If you listened live to this show, you were listening to brilliance as it happened.  Floating caskets are creepy, Michael wants to hurt Evelyn, and Evelyn’s sister was left on a pile of AstroTurf.  Evelyn is a bleeding heart who doesn’t want to fry people, Michael wants soldiers to smoke, and kidnapping kids is bad.  … Continue reading MVDRT August 31, 2009 →

Our broadcast tonight can be heralded as a fine example of what’s possible when primates move beyond throwing poop.  Michael was frightened to the point of excretion, rather than go to jail children should be wiping more elderly butts, and $500,000 is nothing.  You should take the JFK assassination tour, you COULD take the Manson … Continue reading MVDRT August 18, 2009 →

Tonight’s broadcast marked a proud moment in human evolution.  Evelyn and Michael talked about everything from the JFK assassination to thanking the 911 terrorists.  Also on tonight’s show, AT&T and Apple are screwing us all, fat men are hiding guns in their flab rolls, and don’t post pictures on FaceBook of yourself dumping into a … Continue reading MVDRT August 9, 2009 →

On tonight’s searingly relevant show we learned of the stupidity surrounding those who can’t figure out why their TV’s rabbit ears no longer work.  Michael looks like a burn victim and is planning to rip off his cable company.  Six Flags owes a dollar or two, Americans don’t know how to wax eyebrows, and Borr … Continue reading MVDRT June 14, 2009 →

Tonight’s show was historic in nature as Borr called in to talk about undigested vitamin supplements in the sewage system, Frys Girl told us she’d abandon Apple for the Palm Pre, and Evelyn informed me via her New England accent she’s unwilling to hit her poodle in exchange for PayPal money.  David Carradine‘s death photo … Continue reading MVDRT June 8, 2009 →

This show marked a proud moment as MVDRT resumed after over 2 and a half years of silence.  We talked about the fact Rupert Murdoch is a shriveled old man who doesn’t understand the future of media despite the millions he’s made IN media.  We suggested that perhaps the GOP hacks who have a problem … Continue reading MVDRT May 31, 2009 →