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NEWS: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-19/indigenous-groups-reject-peter-dutton-royal-commission-calls/102999030 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-21/victoria-police-nazi-salute-offence-new-laws/103005966/ https://news.artnet.com/art-world/unesco-virtual-museum-stolen-cultural-objects-2374871 https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/8383839/the-truth-is-out-there-australia-accused-of-treating-ufo-threat-as-a-piss-take/ https://edition.cnn.com/2023/10/24/asia/hong-kong-us-politician-charged-over-gun-intl-hnk/index.html https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-30/luis-rubiales-kiss-womens-world-cup-banned-three-years-fifa/103041992 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-30/former-prime-ministers-join-to-condemn-hamas-israel-solidarity/103039764 https://fortune.com/2023/10/26/bud-light-ufc-sponsorship-ufc-mma-dana-white-dylan-mulvaney/ https://www.9news.com.au/national/victoria-cash-containers-scheme-launch-as-planned-despite-concerns/9c02a134-1e1b-4db7-9fac-e5354c9bf707 https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/oc

NEWS: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/oct/09/indigenous-voice-to-parliament-referendum-liberal-party-apologises-postal-ballots https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/a-cricket-comeback-motorsports-gone-what-cold-be-in-and-out-at-the-olympics/w0uylfggy https://techcrunch.com/2023/09/27/former-tinder-ceos-startup-to-fight-loneliness-with-ai-chatbot-gets-backing-by-sequoia/ https://news.artnet.com/art-world/egyptologists-chambers-pyramid-2369026 https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/bob-katter-only-names-men-as-alternatives-for-king-charles-on-australias-coins/ezghjr40m https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/australia-post-scraps-paper-attempted-delivery-cards-for-some-customers/893wl6oet https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/06/donald-trump-us-nuclear-submarines-potentially-sensitive-information-australian-billionaire-anthony-pratt https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/who-killed-tupac-diddy/ http://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2023/10/9/what-does-israels-declaration-of-war-mean-for-palestinians-in-gaz

NEWS: https://fortune.com/2023/09/25/tinder-launches-500-per-month-option-dating-app-elite-match/ https://www.bath.ac.uk/announcements/new-method-for-purifying-drinking-water-could-be-used-in-disaster-zones/ https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/museum-accused-of-stealing-from-other-cultures-now-wants-help-finding-stolen-artefacts/ewx3024rc https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-66866577 https://www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/fox-news-guest-says-foreign-born-americans-represent-real-challenge-survival-republic https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-023-03043-0 https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/clive-palmer-ads-question-what-comes-after-the-voice-20231004-p5e9px.html https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/kfc-penis-drawings-shock-auckland-father/WEYUHCUE6RDEPGRCOAXPT4UEFI/ https://greekreporter.com/2023/09/21/sheep-eat-100kg-cannabis-greece/ https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/8363257/abc-tries-to-end-defamation-case-due-to-few-readers/ https://apnews.com/article/europe-climate-court-hearing-portugal-children

NEWS: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-15/dymocks-confirms-1-million-customers-details-leaked/102863820 https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-66850821 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-23/asx-markets-business-live-news-23-08-2023/102700608 https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/ontario-woman-has-no-idea-why-1-000-condoms-were-shipped-to-her-house-1.6560612 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-66859080 https://apnews.com/article/france-macron-riots-video-games-nahel-merzouk-4a243cfd6e23c3c56d3351af4ab4ed08 https://techcrunch.com/2023/09/02/smart-chastity-cage-emails-passwords-location/ https://www.businessinsider.com/texas-youth-summit-lauren-boebert-beetlejuice-christian-values-2023-9 https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/sep/08/services-australia-staff-centrelink-robodebt-apology https://www.theswedishtimes.se/articles/qantas-wrongfully-fired-1700-workers-court-demands-compensation https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/sep/19/bear-raid-krispy-kreme-alaska-doughnut-truck https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles

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NEWS: https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg25834362-500-study-finds-it-is-barely-possible-to-identify-a-beautiful-scrotum/ https://www.euronews.com/next/2023/05/20/sperm-counts-are-declining-scientists-believe-they-have-pinpointed-the-main-causes-why https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-65558327 https://www.insider.com/carynai-ai-virtual-girlfriend-chat-gpt-rogue-filthy-things-influencer-2023-5 https://www.reuters.com/technology/amazon-offers-shoppers-10-pick-up-purchases-it-targets-delivery-costs-2023-05-08/ https://www.politico.com/news/2023/05/03/illinois-to-become-first-state-to-prohibit-book-bans-00095151 https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/may/09/australian-airline-passengers-could-soon-receive-compensation-for-delays-and-cancellations https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/may/12/bae-systems-tries-to-bill-australian-taxpayers-55000-for-christmas-cards-and-decorations http://go.newsfusion.com/science-news/item/8772428 http://go.newsfusion.com/science-news/item/87

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