It Gets Weird

Hey there friends and weirdos! In our ramp up to episode 200, we begin a dive into a famous British UFO story known as the Rendlesham Forest Incident! Known as the "British Roswell," the Rendlesham Incident is famous for the sheer amount of (supposedly) credible witnesses there are, as well as official government investigations. Did Jim Penniston receive a psychic message from the future? Did Colonel Halt witness one of the weirdest UFOs in history? Listen and find out!

Hey there friends and weirdos! It's here...the finale of the Andy Pero story. Where do we even begin to summarize this one? Andy is a former supersoldier whose tale spans a vast number of other conspiracies, from gangstalking to government UFO coverups. Did Andy really escape the clutches of an insidious clandestine operation to craft indestructible soldiers for the Illuminati reptilian overlords? Who isn't in on the plot to suppress Andy Pero and his story? Listen as we get to the bottom of Project Superman.

Hello friends and weirdos! Part two of Nile's coverage of secret supersoldier Andy Pero kicks off with a gunshot. Kyle could not be more excited for the continuing saga of the Project Superman darling. Andy begins training with guns now, and he's basically a video game character. We talk about the bizarre "plot holes" in supersoldier conspiracies, Nile's incredibly deep well of Chuck knowledge, and whether Tiger Woods could translate his professional golf career into professional sniper. All this and more!

Hey there friends and weirdos, welcome back! This week Nile begins our journey into a deep dive on the story of a man named Andy Pero. If you believe his story, Pero is a former covert government supersoldier from a clandestine operation known as Project Superman. Was Pero capable of scaling tall buildings in a single leap? How does one Bane themselves in their mind palace? What is the secret of Dr. Green? We answer all these questions and much more! Look out for part two!

Hey there friends and weirdos! In this episode, Kyle puts Nile through a rollercoaster of emotions about the funny pages of old. Our topic this week is Scott Adams, Dilbert creator and, uh, burgeoning conspiracy theorist. What does Mr. Adams think of evolution, climate change, and hypnotism? Hint: it's kinda weird. We also talk our favorite newspaper comic strips, what the hell is going on with Dilbert's tie, and many other things. Listen and find out!

Hey there friends and weirdos! In this one, Nile begins our coverage of the various Ancient Aliens conspiracies with a broad perspective. We talk about a number of supporters of the theory, such as Giorgio Tsoukalos, Erich von Däniken, and even Carl Sagan! We look at the possible roots of Ancient Aliens conspiracy, ancient cuneiform tablets to Egyptian hieroglyphics! We also learn about the best thing ever: an Ancient Aliens Conspiracy Theme Park! Listen for more!

Welcome back friends! A quick note: Kyle's end of the audio got kinda messed up in this recording, so he may sound kinda tinny. Nile salvaged what he could. Sorry about that! That being said, we're diving back into the history of Electronic Voice Phenomena and Instrumental Transcommunication! Who is Sarah Estep and what is her relationship with Beethoven? Who is the 'Frank' behind the famous Frank's Box? Listen and learn!

Hello friends and weirdos, welcome back! This week Nile brings us the story of an ex-Marine who is disclosing his personal story about his 17-year stint as a Martian supersoldier for the Mars Defense Force! That's right: our supersoldiers aren't just stationed on planet Earth. We've got the moon, Mars, and many other dope planets. Is Captain Kaye working in an official capacity to disclose our government's plans to colonize Mars? Where do our favorite cryptids align on the political chart? Listen and find out!

Hey there friends and weirdos! In this episode, Kyle gets excited about the history of Electronic Voice Phenomenon, aka EVPs. We also get into a topic Nile knows intimately - the history of recorded sound. Our inspection of the history of EVPs starts with two icons of science: Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla. Did Edison and Tesla make the first attempts to contact the dead with electronics? How did they do it? Who truly invented the ghost spanker? All these questions answered and more!

Welcome friends and weirdos! After a brief hiatus, Nile has returned to us healthier than ever. This week he also returns with tales of a new cryptid, the Man Bat! Does a terrifying bat humanoid stalk the woods of Wisconsin? Should you watch X-Files or Californication to get your David Duchovny fix? Who is Swift Peter and how do we protect our dogs from his fast-action attacks?! We answer all these questions and much, much more.

Welcome back friends and weirdos! Guess who else is back? Jules has returned to take the place of our sickly co-host Nile. Jules and Kyle get together to watch a bigfoot documentary called Minerva Monster: Ohio's Bigfoot for a new installment of F*** Your Documentary! Does the story of the Minerva Monster pass the FYD test? Does a faceless, sexy bigfoot haunt the woods of rural Ohio? What's scarier: a hair witch or a cryptid? Listen and find out!

Hey there friends and weirdos! In this episode, Kyle gives Nile the lo-down on some wild UFO cases from Denmark in a continuation of our stories of UFOs from around the world. We also answer the burning questions on everyone's mind, such as how Mr. Nielsen does the math for his rating system, who's behind the Fast Car Tokyo Movie song, and if three separate UFO cases in Denmark are secretly connected. Listen and learn!

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this one, Nile introduces Kyle to a man named John C. Lilly! Lilly is a  physician, neuroscientist, psychoanalyst, psychonaut, among other things. However, he's most famous for his research (and LSD benders) with dolphins! To what end, you ask? We discuss this question, as well as how he used ketamine to cure migraines, contacted an intergalactic organization with his mind, and published a book on how to build the atomic bomb!

Welcome friends and weirdos! In this episode, Kyle helps Nile uncover the truth about who actually murdered John Lennon. Steve Lightfoot is the man on the mission to spread these hidden truths and reveal to the world that Lennon's killer was not, in fact, Mark David Chapman. So who killed Lennon, for realsies? We reveal the shocking truth in this episode, as well as the evil bastards who took part in the coverup! All your questions answered and more!

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this episode, Nile teaches Kyle about a New Age concept known as "Ascension Theory." Specifically, we're discussing the Planetary Activation Organization, aka PAO. We also talk about its leader, Sheldan Nidle. How do you awaken to fifth-dimensional awareness? Have you ever wanted to ascend your consciousness to a higher plane of existence? Rewrite your DNA? We researched PAO's answers to these questions and can tell you how!

Hey there friends and weirdos! In this one, we're discussing a famous alien encounter known as the Socorro UFO! Also referred to as the "Lonnie Zamora incident," this is the story of a New Mexico cop named Lonnie Zamora stumbling into one of the most well-documented and evidence-heavy UFO cases in American history! What did Lonnie see that day that caused the FBI, the military, and Project Blue Book to get involved? How should our alien visitors improve their aesthetics? All these questions answered and more!

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this episode, Garrett joins us to discuss the cryptid known as the Dover Demon! What secrets does this rough-skinned, creepy, alien-esque cryptid hide? What's his typical breakfast order? Wouldn't it be fun if the Dover Demon was actually, like, a type of dragon? Like, maybe a baby dragon? Or like, maybe history really screwed up the whole idea of dragons? Listen and find out how we fix the concept of a dragon in this creepy cryptid episode!

Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this episode, we have a spooky paranormal anthology of stories brought to you by Kyle! We discuss three different stories of hauntings brought on by human heads of various kinds. Does a haunted skull torment the residents of Bettiscombe Manor to this day? Did two young boys discover supernatural Celtic sculptures in their family's garden? How do these bizarre faces keep reappearing in the floor of a kitchen in Belmez, Spain? We answer all these questions and much more!

Welcome back friends and weirdos! This week, Nile brings us a conspiracy not unlike the Phantom Time Hypothesis from one of our early episodes. This is a new historical chronology put forth by a Russian scientist named Anatoly Fomenko. He offers an alternate timeline we quickly discover has Russia coming out on top pretty often. Do you track your historical records primarily through the stars? Ever considered that our history may be off hundreds of years? If so, we've got an episode for you!

Hello friends and weirdos! This week, Kyle tells poor Nile all about the horrors of the cryptid the Congolese people call "j'ba fofi," aka "giant spider." Full disclosure: this episode is not for the arachnophobically faint of heart. Does an enormous spider hunt large animals and occasionally people in the forests of the Congo? Can Nile handle Kyle's new spider girlfriend? Will Nile get his revenge on Kyle with for subjecting him to an hour of giant spider discussion? We shall see.