Podcast Vs Podcast

In which Erik pitches a show that's 100% guaranteed to get somebody in trouble, and Piers pitches a show that puts all our pitches in neat, inscrutable little rows.

In which Piers gets Erik to help him mingle without making a hot mess of things, while Erik goes gaga over Giza (and Egypt's entire middle period.)

In which Erik wants everyone to be full-time employed (regardless of talent, interest, or ambition,) and Piers wants everyone to be full-time employed with a pathological fixation on Bill Nye (the science guy.)

In which Erik tries to be as cool as Mad Max's gyrocopter pilot, and Piers tries to turn a pile of garbage into something more human than human.

In which Piers begins to lay down the powerful and impressive symbology of our proud micro-nation, and Erik tries to make poison accessible for everybody.

In which Erik tempts Piers with the forbidden fruit of the library's occult section, and Piers tempts Erik with every flavour of ice cream known to man.

In which Piers is excited about an unusual promotional cassette for kids like it even matters, and Erik curses up a blue streak like it makes him cool or something.

In which Erik takes a stab at male relationships, and Piers creates an audio memorial to memorial benches and the loved ones they memorialize.

In which Erik - for the first and only time - scrambles to think of something controversial to talk about, and Piers takes the hunt for the lost land of Atlantis to the airwaves.

In which Erik explores the dishwater-brown imagery of his own personal dreamscapes, and Piers offends Erik by creating another suicide-by-proxy scenario.

In which Piers takes you deeper into podcast layers than most people would ever dream of going (wink), while Erik forces Piers to sing the bass line from "Gimme Shelter."

In which Erik shares an uncharacteristically body focused podcast pitch about foreign toilets, and Piers pitches a podcast that is anything BUT a PODcast.

In which the boys get a teeny little simultaneous taste of each other, and the duo lay down a supportive pitch for all the brave souls who looked down at the idea of work and said "No."

In which Erik pitches Pick the Fake Fic again (we all know what that is at this point right?) and Piers has a special sleep-based podcast idea, even though Erik's take on it is slightly better and way more interesting.

In which Piers airs his laundry list of complaints about Erik as partner/neighbour/co-despot, and Erik inspires Piers to sing an epic ballad of cowardice.

In which Erik delves back into the occult section of the Vancouver/PvPLand Public Library for further memories of the mad billionaire Krocodillington, while Piers redesigns our whole micronation to maximize Pokestop visibility.

In which Erik cleverly turns a track he has lying around into a pitch that Piers had already given (several times), and Piers turns the duo into a couple of stand-up gents who make life easier for school-kids.

In which Piers interviews people who are similar enough to other people to pass, and Erik revisits the love affair with horses he abandoned in childhood.

In which Erik's obsession with worm dreams veers into dangerous territory, and Piers creates a paparazzi friendly environment for children.

In which Piers actually creates a useful public service for once, and Erik pretends he actually cares about the proud people of the Shire.