Podcast Vs Podcast

In which Erik posits that we're the two people best qualified to solve riddles that have stymied humanity for ages, and Piers posits that Erik isn't as good at video games as he claims to be. A truly groundbreaking episode for listeners who want to break down the math of time, determine if they're ready to quit cussing, time out a second, 100% completion rates in video games, the strange behaviour of seagulls, and what it's like to be the world's biggest liar.

In which Erik proposes a genital-less show that everyone could enjoy, and Piers lines up a spiteful counter-proposal of nothing but genitals.

In which Piers speculates on our reactions to the universe's endless cascade of potential happenings, while Erik paints himself into a corner with a paint-pot full of literalism.

In which Erik, in characteristic oblivious bullheadedness, passionately argues over the semantics of music labels, and Piers decides to start a beautiful, uplifting, and subtle new Christian rock band.

In which Piers takes you inside the growing ocean that is virtual reality or something, Erik get in touch with his suddenly no longer long-lost biological grandfather, and special guest JEREMY THE WITCH BOY forgets what a podcast is.

In which Piers explores the many pleasures of a full mouth, Erik desperately wants to find out what's happening in Piers' virtual life, and special guest JEREMY THE WITCH-BOY, and Jeremy thrusts all three boys into a new, better virtual reality.

In which Piers voluntarily gives everyone food poisoning, Erik cracks open a cask filled to the brim with brine and good times, and special guest JEREMY THE WITCH-BOY blatantly tries to write himself into the show permanently.

In which Erik desperately tries to improvise his way through some half-fake fan fiction, Piers lets loose the pigs of war, and special guest JEREMY THE WITCH BOY wishes Erik would read him a story.

In which Piers provides solutions to the all the so-called "problems" of the Great White North, while Erik creates one big enormous problem by magically transmuting your floor to lava.

In which Erik pitches an Sisyphean trial of a podcast from which there can be no escape, and Piers inserts music sensation Lightning Bolt into the magical world of video games.

In which Erik forgets what the show is about and pitches bonus material instead of a podcast, but Piers stays on point and pitches an absolutely essential podcast for spotting false-photos.

In which Erik revives a language that should never have existed in the first place, and Piers comes up with an adorable pocket-sized spell book full of slow-burn hexes.

In which Piers gets lost in his grown-adult fantasy of the perfect agrarian community, and Erik gets lost in the surprisingly empty world of Archie-centric fan-fiction.

In which Erik restores the world to a perfectly balanced state of gender neutrality through the magic of words, and Piers gets lost in the "Groundhog Day" vortex that is Stardew Valley.

In which Erik presents the 32nd iteration of a game that has already died on its feet 32 times, and Piers brings you into his bedroom for a different type of voyeurism than you'd expect.

In which Piers' cleans up those commonly mispronounced words we all stumble around, and Erik literally has trouble getting into his own pitch.

In which Erik gets down on the side of all the workbugs out there just trying their hardest to give a fellow workbug a tip, and Piers tells those tip-hungry workbugs what time it is: time to EARN.

In which Erik finds a niche market in people who have absolutely too much money, and Piers foolishly gives Erik the agency to title his Piers' pitch for him.

In which Piers raps about the most radical of hollow cylinders, and Erik hearkens for a quieter time when pipettes were plain and ordinary.

In which Erik asks the timeless and insightful question of "Who is your favourite cartoon character" like it actually matters, and Piers tries to understand the silly little fears that everyone else in the world has.