Internet Hate Machine

Chris and Bec luxuriate in the space provided by Twitter's 280 character limit, discuss the worst internet defence, create the long-awaited rival to GoFundMe, bring you one nice thing and then delve into a quick worst take! Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Join us as we pop another unverritfiable load through the machine! Chris and Bec talk all things Chatswood post office, the joys of google news alerts, attempt to explain Verrit, remember 'Leave Britney Alone' and two terrible people face off for the worst take of the week. Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Grab a handful of chips and chow down on IHM 23! This week we talk about the 7/11 spammers, ask if you've been pwned, discuss the idea of paying for your memories, KFC sponsored tweets, Facebook's slipping community standards, Twitter's protection of mosquitoes, hear the worst take and TEETH TEETH TEETH. Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Time for some hateration, holleration in this dancerie that we've called IHM episode 22A. We mourn the loss of America, pray to Password Jesus, ask how many is too many in Facebook limbo, race to 1000, tweet at the PM and find out how you know you're living in 2006 when... Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

In this very recently recorded, now slightly outdated episode of IHM we look back on The Mooch, Trump declaring war on Twitter, Twitter declaring war on success, Lady Doctor, Coffee dad and parents using gifs. Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

We continue our long-running tradition of having a guest on every ten eps as internet denizen Lucy Valentine drops in! Lucy helps us navigate socialism, Neopets, respecting women, HanAssholeSolo, new Twitter, old Latham and we set out on the easy quest of fixing satire. Find Lucy on the Twitters • http://twitter.com/LucyXIV Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Alright alright alright! This week Chris and Bec sort of tell you how to become an Instagram celebrity, praise the almighty leader of the opposition Bill Shareten, give you the latest stock tips on the meme economy, react to pride and then talk about a few other things before the podcast is over so we can get back to new Twitter. Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |

This week in the hatrednator we talk greasy keyboards, this new social media influencer called Smonald Nump (or something like that?), police social media, outsourcing subtweeting, Spongebob chickens, tentacle porn excuses and garbage voice control. Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |

Less hate this week and more somber seething as Chris and Bec talk about horrible tweets following tragedies, horrible names for companies, excellent Amazon Echo features and horrible amounts of tabs. Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |

With fire in their tired bellies Bec and Chris are ready to put the 'hate' back into IHM Enterprises! This week in the firing line: Twitter Moments, that weird clapping emoji conversation thing, teen angst, Twitch, Snapchat Spectacles, meme funerals and being generally out of the loop. Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |

Bec and Chris make their triumphant return! Want to catch up on all the horrible things that have happened on the net over the last few weeks? WHY?! But also, this is the podcast for you, I guess. Topics: Facebook Live deaths, open source social media, #Banzac and the glory of the Fyre Festival. Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |

Your humble hosts try to deploy Bec's dad to give everyone a break from the internet while discussing how to improve on the death of Club Penguin, making the internet safe 4 kidz, avoiding regrettable digital footprints and providing answers to some of the internet's pressing questions. Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |

In this super hot installment we talk the fall of CAPTCHA, the rise of YouTube's restricted mode, we head on over to Chris' Internet Philosophy Corner, discuss the greater implications of The Big Chicken, analyse the shift in meme culture and predict some future outrage. Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |

Bec and Chris tussle with the lure of a new Nintendo console as they analyse its delicious effects on the internet. The duo also investigate the tiring Zoom In meme, the mysterious letters of Patreon and explain why you should stop Haha-ing things on Facebook. We all know you're not really Haha-ing. I'm watching you, bucko. Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |

After last episode's diversion, Bec and Chris are well and truly back to stupid, terrible reality as they talk reviving the Nokia 3310, remember MySpace, loathe LinkedIn, crash the meme economy and try to remember what happened a whole year ago. Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |

It's our first episode of 2017 and, as is tradition every 10 episodes here at IHM enterprises, we bring in a special guest to reflect upon the sorry state of affairs that is the internet! Waleed Aly joins us explaining why he isn't on social media, his rules of online engagement, the complexities behind nazi punching and the moral quandary that is the Eatnow review system. Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod | (as is also tradition Bec's mic was very broken and she has tried to fix it up. Please forgive her or she won't stop typing in third person and you wouldn't wish that on anyone, would you? Please save her with absolution.)

In which Bec and Chris troubleshoot the podcast, Dr Google, Airbnb racism, Vine and man cards. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod

In which Bec and Chris give you a bonus episode where they question reality, social media, online food delivery and Cheetos. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod

In which Chris delivers his hot take on email attachments, Bec continues to be sad about her Note 7 (but not as sad as she is now typing this description knowing she'll never have one), we talk 4chan not making money, Winrar not making money, Presto not making money, Facebook trying to make money and Vanilla Ice VS Hurricane Matthew. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod

In which Chris asks Bec why she hates the new iPhone, we talk Twitter VS Snapchat and try to help people with their internet queries. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod