Shut Up A Second

In which our heroes get down on the floor and encourage everybody to do some kind of dance routine. Jackson and Duscher are joined by part-time dinosaur enthusiast and full time artist Nathan Davis. We collectively fight our urge to sing the Jurassic Park theme song, try and work out what killed the dinosaurs and contemplate what god’s midlife crisis would be like. Nathan gets mad at everyone’s choice of favourite dinosaur, Jackson reveals his fantasy of shaving a woolly mammoth and Duscher fails to understand history yet again. Time travel makes several appearances as does scientists failing to expand humans thirst for knowledge because their hunger knows no bounds. Listen to the end to find out about the depressing life of Gideon Mantell! Because no matter how bleak life may be, your spine was never taken from you, pickled in a jar then discarded 120 years later for taking up too much room.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes turn their heads and cough. Jackson and Zoe are joined by Zoe's heterosexual life partner Kristina where we get the inside scoop on doctor/patient confidentiality, explain bug catchers and wonder why so many people are ashamed to ask for help when butt play goes wrong. We learn of Jackson’s yakult addiction, Zoe’s gynaecological mishaps and Kristina’s enema experience. There’s some repressed genital memories, a touch of elephant/human erotica and some weight loss tips involving parasites. Take some time to reflect on just how far modern medicine has come where we no longer have to leech everything to get rid of that unsightly blood weight or kill a cat to ward off the spirits that are clearly giving you testicular cancer.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes discuss birds, spiders and eventually bees.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes are so vain they probably think this podcast is about them.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes go directly to jail, don't pass go nor collect their $200.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes demand a bed time story.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes [insert text here].  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes need a bigger boat.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get a little familial.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes find a pristine copy of Santa Pups amongst all the coal for Christmas.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes try to improve themselves but how can you improve the perfect?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes try to break the curse by making out with ALL the frogs.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get the band back together and their demands get a little out of hand.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes promo the upcoming season  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes look death in the eye and start laughing a little too hard.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes create the most jerkiest of all robots by being the biggest jerks of them all.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes reluctantly kill beloved holiday mascots to absorb their powers.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get insanely wealthy and collectively abuse our butler by making him eat hot peppers.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes look at the human body and see how gross it could get.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes dive into the ocean, come back and just lie, lie about everything they saw.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.