Something Spictacular

Friend/Family to the show AØ, back w/ the 'Rona/COVID-19 check on him and his significant other, giving us the deets on what dat quarantine life has been like! But no pandemic is big enough to dead the REAL issues at hand: Top 3 fast food fries, weird food combos cuz we're all that bored in the house, Dr. Asshole didnt check himself for dat 'Rona before spreading it to his staff, gamer talk and a preview of his latest beat/piece: "Robocop"

#MileStone time!! 25 episodes deep in the game and no better way to celebrate than bring you the tale of a (rare to come by nowdays)RARE/unique individual in this rap game ... it's KnowitAll!! Straight out LIC, the MC Menace with a Message sat down to discuss Video Gaming in depth, Talib Kweli's (easily) triggered twitter fingers, Pokemon fact checking, the REAL reason Jay > Nas, Vince McMahon failing ALL OVER the place, Eminem needing to retire for good at this point AND why you need to listen to his advise about something as simple as sipping more of dat water, cuz it can (legit) save your life! Stay woke! Stay healthy!! KnowitAll was kind enough to also explain his health scare in detail, which is what actually got him to take Rap serious, so believe me, it's a story to take in and learn from so listen!!! PLUS: we got to discuss and highlight his project from Nov. 2019, "Fear of Failure", playing select cuts and dissecting the science behind them! Look out for him, his name is gonna ring bells soon!! All

https://soundcloud.com/d1kudo https://www.instagram.com/kudos_world/ KUDOS to this episode's special guest, "Kudo" for coming through and letting us know the deal with (accidentally) triggering Talib Kweli's twitter fingers, having to fight to PROVE he's actually from Queens and singing the praises of The Holy Spirit of Rap: Lupe Fiasco. We got the OK to play "Nana Freestyle" and "Jimmy G", while also getting put on notice to expect a project soon enough to cater to the atheists of the world via the title....

We need to seriously consider canceling Jada Pinkett Smith at some point...and if my mom was talking like she was on that big a public platform?? #Disowned PLUS: Does Black ever crack? What food resembles a freshly rejuvenated vagina the most?? Landing strips, peach fuzz, bare ass??? DEEP diving into the midst of *eww* what that Smith MOM do....SMH....

Newly and heavily influenced by the French way of living, friend to the show AØ returns to confess his newly found love for Croissants, Stinky Cheese and over abundant cheap wines! PLUS: Are there particles of shit that have spanned more of the globe than your nearest hoodlum? Who would want to run around Central Park 37 times EVER?? Is Salmon the gateway/intro drug to seafood??? Wee-wee, French Vibes a plenty!!!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7k8epnSNUMxWBPXnGl-RSQ https://www.instagram.com/realestbrenden/ Check ID all you want!!! Fully legal, taco meat on the chest, downing all the shots! This time w/ the REALEST and EPITOME of ALL the brendens...it's Brenden! Dat boi came back around these parts to defend "Jesus is King" and "Jesus is Born", TRY to defend "Music to be murdered by", and see what's going on in that Virginia Beach water. Are the Top 3 MC/producers of all time: Q-Tip, Kanye & Erick Sermon? Was Young MA busy searching for new poon on IG when laying down her vocals for Em?? Is Harlem World deadass living in it's own lil' Harlem World??? All that PLUS, the 1st entry in "The Realest Brenden Book of the month Club!"

shhhhh, since we ain't 21 just yet, we had to have parental guidance courtesy of special guest and friend to the show, Franky Payne! Da Payne drops by to let us know what the deal is with (almost) all the bands he's involved with, the origin of #DameMassa , was MLK Jr a Massa man himself? Was Michael Jackson tryna pile on some Massa before passing?? Cambodian breast feeding, too many damn children, the PAYNE of bearing the name "payne" in certain case scenarios, and sooo much more Massa friendly content to unravel!!! check him out: @franky.payne - IG

** https://soundcloud.com/aoprod1/melatonin - Instrumental used** "Melatonin" - prod. by AO productions - CHECK HIM OUT I'm still, to be honest, SOO confused about the Vegan lifestyle overall. And OH BOY did i have to think out loud about whether they do OR they don't eat the most sacred of peaches...DAT ASS!?! Is it "meat" to them or not?? Let's wonder out loud...together!

Droids, Cyborgs, Robots, who knows HOW to classify these things but truth be told...deez Real Dolls tho? Bionic C*cks?? Goo spewing action??? THE ROBOT TAKEOVER IS AMONGST US!!! The Mandalorian's IG-11 hunter droid was a forewarning!! Male Real Dolls are coming (no pun intended) sooner than you think and once they do, I'm scared to think how enslaved our WOMEN/QUEENS are gonna be! Arm yourself with knowledge and prepare for SEX WARS!!

Back in the building for the holidays, it's AØ Productions to break down breaking down (physically) post 2019 NYC-marathon! The pain, the glory, the triumph and the open invite extended to the @afro_dominicano boiz n @realestbrenden to get in on that 2020 Marathon...can he whip them both into shape in time? Did Brenden ever recover from his stomach flu?? DAME MASSA??? All that plus: Ultra marathons, we hate tourists, Thicc Cops, sex robot pioneer engineering, justifying throwback NYC fashion trends, and more!! Merry X-mas! *thank you to Brenden for: "Night" by Brenden on ALL streaming platforms: https://open.spotify.com/track/4gijuM91BF9wpGwtxO2FSr?si=p4HNOS7IQkSW6DpP3rEgZA *thank you to Afro Dominicano for the single "Sabroso" from the debut album "Letters to Zoe: Vol. 1": https://open.spotify.com/track/4V3ejBIBwek9cn10sNILcl?si=Rp8lCGD1Q9W1NjL2kAVF0A

Good friend to the show, @aoproductions1 came through to let the WHOLE city of New York know that's he's running it on 11/3/2019 throughly and it's got no choice but to like it! NYC Marathon prep talk, Racist Cats, scientifical baby making, Jesus Is King through a producers ears, Pokemon and Dragon Ball talk, Hideo Kojima BEEN doing too much and MUCH more!!

the finale of the epic, horrific and absolutely TERRIFYING mini-series: "Halloween Havok" and boy, we got nothing but PURE FEAR pumping through your ears ... Simply put: (IMO) "Jesus is King" = TRASH. I run down what could have lead to it's downfall but otherwise, jump to @26:40 and feel free to see what you think and let me know how you feel about it, pal! Agree to disagree?? Lemme know!

The scary don't stop!! Pt. 2 of the "Halloween Havok" mini-series continues with the tale of how the desire for flesh turned into a 6 year long emotional hell for ¿Who Diss? Never trust some big jugs and a smile!! **PLUS: SLR (Spotlight Ready) shines the light on @enonymous - "Lazarus Theme Song", produced by @orlandoebevson ... big co-sign!!**

Part 1 of the mini-series: Halloween Havok, brought to you by ¿Who Diss?, where i delve DEEP into the REAL horrors of the season...Embarrassing tales told with no fear by the man himself!! Sit down and take it all in as you tune in...and you might just walk away thanking the stars above that Video Games, more specifically, Street Fighter, NEVER had this traumatic an effect on you!!! **BONUS: Birthday Rant in honor of dat boi @franky.payne and his guitar wizardry to kick things off!!**

**Dont forget: "Rugged Raw Summer" EP is up on ALL streaming platforms** ======================================================== @realestbrenden & @_frannyp back in the building to kick back, relax and chat about Kevin Hart's work ethic, the genius of Kanye's "Runaway" and MBDTF, height issues, dating with Timbs on, Preferred Seating Politics, and are Brooklyn Latinos really that different from Uptown Latinos?? Dead ya ass, dont go nowhere and find out, B!!

** FRIDAY OCT. 11 - REALEST SOUND ENT 1 YR ANNIVERSARY SHOW ** @ Holo - 1090 Wyckoff Ave, Ridgewood NY - Doors @ 7pm $10 @ eventbrite to cop or come wearing merch = get in free!! @realestbrenden | @franky.payne | @mikeateofficial | @_frannyp The EP "Rugged Raw Summer" up on all streaming platforms!! ============================================================== The epitome of Brendens (@realestbrenden) came back around, this time tagging in another band mate of his, dat boi Franny (@_frannyp) to touch on what to expect on OCT. 11!! Live show, Live Raps, Live Band, crowd surfing with Timbs on, how bad of an actor is Kanye, how DID the band come together?? and much more, including a track-by-track breakdown of "Rugged, Raw Summer", the EP!! What could possibly be more Brooklyn than Brenden you ask?? DEAD ASS, why dont you listen to find out!!

** @realestbrenden - check him out on IG The EP "Rugged Raw Summer" - out NOW on all streaming platforms Video for "I need better" - www.youtube.com/watch? ** ooooh, part 2 for that ass tho...back at it again w/ AO(@aoproductions1), the REALEST of Brendens (@realestbrenden) & Payne is Love aka Mr. Lane (@franky.payne), chopping it up and talking ALL kinds of messy. Motivation, inspiration, aspirations and deep diving into every mans favorite hobby...sincerely and profoundly expressing our most sincere fondness of various inspirational female figures AKA Peeping the Baddies!!! **drool emoji** #KarlaLane by the way ...

** @realestbrenden - check him out on IG Aug. 30th - EP release of "Rugged Raw Summer" Video for "I need better" - https://www.youtube.com/watch? ** I will never say another bad thing in my life about King’s County, after my podcast got jumped and mugged by 3 Dominican and multi-talented Brooklyn representers. Beating me to a pulp with the beats, was the boi AO (@aoproductions1), followed up with some hacking and slashing by that guitar czar, Franky “Feel it…DEEP” Payne (@franky.payne) … and the knockout blow to send me home was delivered courtesy of the cunning linguist, the REALest of Brendens (@realestbrenden) with an in-studio jam/exclusive to stir up your soul via the ear holes!!!

OH BOY WAS I UPSET DURING THIS ONE! Elevator Etiquette…what’s that?? Listen…Chihuahuas are pricks, doggy style guarantees girls, Kinky Kitchen drains, snitching on the landlord, Pharmacy Pill heads, a review of the Impossible Whopper and Maybach Music 6…DONT PRESS MY BUTTONS!!

**s/o to: @spanishericfromqueens for the track and check out his video for "steer slow" at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJZc_H8Exqo also to the homies: https://www.instagram.com/aoproductions1/ https://www.instagram.com/afro_dominicano/ What would be more embarrassing to find on your cloud storage? Furry porn…or CATS the movie?? Join me as I wonder out loud which 1 of these 2 evils, either the weird AF porn subcategory or the yet to-be-released big screen cutting room abortion survivor that is CATS: the movie, would make your close friends and/or loved ones shake their heads at you more… PLUS: Nice looking ass cracks, gym jhorts, Summer on PAUSE, live action wonders vs. blunders, nasty hedgehogs, Chesty Vocalists, and can a human pretending to be a cat be as good of a licker as a cat would??