Keith Is A Jerk

We talk about injuries in the 80s!!  Dog's biting us, Moms and dads not watching us, crabwalking into goal posts.  We got hurt, and you get to laugh.  Win/win 

Bob asks what is life?  Andrew Lewin tells us all how stupid we are.  And we learn.  We actually learn.

Marine biologist Andrew Lewin sat down with us to see JUST how stupid we are.  He was not disapointed.  Well, I mean he WAS.  because we're THAT stupid, but, I mean his original goal was to see how stupid, so I guess....

Dave is the worlds greatest passive aggressive bully.  Keith eats pies, takes your drink, Ryan donkey Kong punches children, and Derek is better than you.  

Dead rabbits, my grandpa almost kills a kid with a lawn dart, chucking carrots and walking chili dogs.  Lots of chaos!!

Remember wathing your first porn?  remember trying to watch scrambled porn?  Remember getting lured into an old indian man's house to watch porn while dressed as a ninja turtle?  Yup, it gets weird.  

Listen to us recall birthdays with sock fights, separated parents where neither wants to throw the party, and of course, a little bit of porn.  

Happy Easter everyone!!!!!  You don't want to miss this.

Hey!  Remember all those school crushes you had!!  Remember all the girls that had crushes on you??  Neither do we...... We sucked at girls.  

Boyscouts without forests, parents sending children to the island of snakes to lighten the load, and getting pooped on while you talk to a pretty girl.  Let's go to camp!!!

Keith gets kidnapped, Derek gets covered in dog poop, and Ryan runs through town on a giant horse.  Listen as we tell stories about how we almost dided!

Keith got a mohawk, Dave realised he wore a size 40 pants as a child and Ryan looks like a mushroom.  That's right.... 80's fashion!!!!!

A Mexican guy who kicks microwaves, An old man who pushed dave off a scaffolding, Bob delivers drunk newspapers, and Ryan barfed in his' boss' office while being fitted for a unifiorm. Is there really anything more you need to read?

Find out why WWE/WWF had to start putting a warning off the top of wrestling shows saying don't do this... Because we TOTALLY did all that.  

THEME PARKS!!!!  Barfing, Spitting, and something else incredibly horrific.... oh my.

Did we get boners?  We sure did!!! We also got molested in Much music Dance party vans as well as getting an eye knocked out by a Mr. Big bar.  All this and more...

We watched the episode of saved by the bell where Jessie gets hooked on the very powerful drug, caffeine.... The drug use is the least of this episodes problems.  From AC's misogyny, to gross, gross undertones.  If yuou watched Saved by the Bell, you'll want to join us.

Listen in as we talk about the sports we were forced to play as kids, and the emotional scarring that left behind.  Also in the episode, we learn whey Bob is truly, truly broken inside.  you don't want to miss this.     Enjoy!!!

Listen as we go back in time to how poor kids played the Nintendo Entertainment System, and how they ultimately ended up knocking Keith unconscious.  

Join us as we remember what Christmas was like in the 80s.  Racist elves on the shelf, Dad's chucking trees, Dave's mom was a drug mule... Wait, what?