Boonta Vista Socialist Club

Would the Double Joker wear pants like this or like *this*? Find the rest of this episode at: Patreon.com/BoontaVista

Everyone's here as we speed down the interstate using a crossbow to shoot the vaccine into unsuspecting Texans. This week: fronting court while arm-deep in a patient, ominous and portentous use of a dead locust's ear, and after a long hiatus it's the return of Australia's favourite fabulist. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew and Lucy are joined by piss merchants Demi Lardner and Tom Walker for the third installment of Godfuckers Inc., the spin-off series about being gross. In this episode: diarrhea, jacking off, euthanasia, the films of Sia, and the Crazy Frog themselves. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's the final free episode of Freemium Freebruary 2k21! Come on in to the offices of Lockheed Martin as Theo, Lucy and Andrew walk you through the latest innovations in defence spending, genital photography and automated hotel surveillance. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Lucy, and Ben talk about getting married on a plane, trying to kill a paraglider with your drone, secret Antarctic life that shouldn't be, and the profane act of cloning your pets. *** Outro: Lotta Years - Aesop Rock *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! Everyone's here this week to talk about Shane Warne's understanding of the universe, Stack Exchange's understanding of personal boundaries, the UK's understanding of light bulbs, and Lorna Jane's understanding of virology. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's an almost entirely Nature Corner episode as Lucy, Theo, and Ben talk about a cow that refuses to be caught, an emu that was caught but shouldn't have been there in the first place, sturgeon crime, and a millionaire dog. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! Bonus episodes will be free for the month of February to help you decide if this is something you want or if it is, frankly, just too much. *** Andrew, Lucy, and Theo dig deep into the horrifying depths of the mailbag before digging deep into the even more horrifying depths of the worst place in the world: the r/childfree subreddit. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! Bonus episodes will be free for the month of February to help you decide if this is something you want or if it is, frankly, just too much. *** Andrew, Theo, and Ben discuss the conflicting prognostications of North America's groundhogs, the taxonomy of MILFs, and the world's littlest big-dick lizard. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Journalist and preeminent Craig Kelly researcher Cam Wilson joins us to talk about the history and influence of Australia's most notorious backbencher-cum-horse-medicine-for-humans-advocate. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Ben, and Theo introduce everyone's favourite classic segment, The Poll Report. Plus: one dubious injustice and one less-dubious injustice in sunny old England, and Shane Warne's favourite flicks.*** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week behind the Iron Paywall: How Brexit is disrupting the eel fishing trade, but mostly what the fuck is up with eel fishing. Get the full episode at our Patreon right here: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben talk about getting parenting advice from the man who stole your car, the cow that stayed at-large from authorities for far too long, big fish dicks, and living at the airport Kirbying the security guards. Read Jesse's paper here: https://www.int-res.com/abstracts/meps/v658/feature/ Outro music: Fish - Mr Scruff *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Bad news: the extremely hackable Internet of Things chastity device has been hacked. Andrew, Lucy, and Ben talk through this plus the Korean government's advice for keeping pregnant women fuckable, and Pete Evans' future political career.

How much does a pig have to look like you before it's beyond a shadow of a doubt that you fucked that pig's mother? All this and more in the newest installment of The Theo Philes, available at patreon.com/BoontaVista.

Andrew, Theo, and Ben look at what's happening in the US through the only lens we know: how dipshit Australian columnists are responding to it. Plus: Theo bought a Škoda. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We're back! 2021! Nothing bad whatsoever will happen this year! Andrew, Theo, and Ben look at the absolute chaos that seemingly grips the Netherlands at New Years, and investigate some of Australia's most famous balloon crashes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben finish up the year with compelling stories of internet friendship, crime, boner pills as food, and what happens when your parents destroy your enormous collection of pornography. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Theo, and Ben talk through all the exciting things happening at Foursquare, check-in with the New Jersey man using a sonic cannon to try and kill God, and learn all about the incredible folklore of the Kyrgyz Republic. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Lucy, and Theo are joined by journalist Jim Malo to talk about Australia's (alleged) war crimes in Afghanistan, our dipshit media's response to those war crimes, and China using those war crimes to own Australia on Twitter. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista