Boonta Vista Socialist Club

For some fucked up reason Americans don't use the handbrake all the time when parking. Go figure. Plus: Great American Hall of Name: Cornhole Edition, The Shipping Report, and a double dose of Nature Corner.

This week it's a lengthy look at an extremely depressing sex diary and a brief glance at the saddest, horniest genre of Daily Mail headline. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Americans love climbing into zoo enclosures almost as much as they love being drunk at the zoo. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

In their special spin-off for learning stuff, Theo and Ben get into the limits of human perception, and the hidden communities of people with bad taste in just about everything. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The Shipping Report... the segment any other podcast would be too cowardly to have because it's not particularly interesting or funny. If you somehow still like this, get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben go deep on: Amsterdam canal deaths, pissing yourself unconscious, Dutch cryptids, and one very special French horse. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

An in-depth (lol) discussion about the sexy and mysterious opah fish that washed up on the Oregon coast. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Did you hear the news? Brisbane got the 2032 Olympics! Because it's entirely topical now, here's a bonus episode Ben and Theo recorded back in January 2020 about how they really did not want Brisbane to get the 2032 Olympics. If you like these bonus episodes you can get 'em at patreon.com/BoontaVista. Cheeeers.

Andrew, Ben and Lucy are joined by the legendary B-Man from the nu-metal scholars at Take A Look Around to discuss the latest Poll Report. We also investigate the strangely supportive world of Retconned reality, and find what happens when you shift into another version of our world, but the only difference is the spelling of one kind of cheese. Find more of Al on the Take A Look Around podcast! All of their important links are here: https://linktr.ee/takealookaroundpod *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Multi-instrumentalist, bon vivant and self-described "daddy of TikTok" Tom Cardy joins us to talk an abundance of bowling balls, a slew of escaped exotic animals, and transitioning away from Samurai films. *** Outro: Have You Checked Your Butthole - Tom Cardy *** You can find Tom's Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/tomycardy You can find the The Feed special Cancelled right here: https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/watch/1900750915599 *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Come on guys, mussels are really, really cool. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

A new life awaits you, in the online colonies. In this episode we take a look at the futuristic Earth 2, plus: Queensland cops abusing their powers and losing their guns, French winemakers getting really quite mad at Russia over champagne, and more of Theo Sees. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week it's: A terrible Guardian article that's maybe about post-pandemic sex, a swan-based life-after-death experience, the debut of Theo Sees, and the amazing names of NASCAR.

Will history look kindly on us for our treatment of the Dutch? Don't know, don't care! Get this and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

I'm not proud of what I've done. https://play.acast.com/s/bigsofttitty/ep158-thegreatboontavistanotesheistw-benmcleay

We introduce a brand new cryptid into the Boonta canon: a giant turtle first spotted in Indiana in 1948, 50 years after it was first spotted in 1898. Go figure. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew and Ben are joined by writer Brandy Jensen as we reach deep, deep into our newly enlarged mailbag and answer a swathe of relatively normalish relationship questions about drugs, vampires, and noise bands. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

A tale of tapir terror, a confusing airport crime, a mysterious black substance pulling scientists out of retirement, and the Shipping Report gets political. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Congratulations! It's an episode almost entirely about the great scientific minds of our time submerging sea creatures in a tank full of drugs just to see what happens to them. Plus: squids are terrifying.

You've got to have the mind of a bastard and the heart of a cunt to make it in the cut-throat airport game. Get this and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista