Abject Suffering

It's a game about the popular show that is no longer popular, and which we have never seen.

Irritating Stick is a game about not touching the sides. This episode of the show is mostly about coping with trashgut.

We hadn't done a mainline Sonic game for Abject Suffering before, so we're happy that our first one is a doozy.

Let us solve this fleshy puzzle together on this Christmas episode extravaganza.

We head back to the FMV DMV to pilot an idiot through the process of avoiding neck injections.

Kole accidentally backdoored a good game in for a mini-WOFF.

This episode's randomization goes horribly, horribly awry after the fact.

John K's parade of grotesque buffoons that shout sincerely-held regressive beliefs, surprisingly, makes for a terrible game.

With all apologies to Jenni Polodna, we venture into the teeming subculture of auto-generated Horse Cop games on the app store.

Kids will go crazy for these ugly spheres... for boys!

Wetrix is most certainly NOT for kids.

10-4 we got a bear in the hoopty stripe. Hopalong to the med-bay for some snackattacks

Looks like we found another classic Abject Suffering redemption.

Featuring the soundtrack of Final Fantasy Tactics.

It's an upsetting and nauseating trip to the past to try to assemble the pieces of the life of a man who died long ago.

Listen in as two Americans discover a European sensation for the very first time. Hugo for the PlayStation is a collection of games that were originally played on broadcast television, which where controlled by phone. It was also a cross-media sensation, creating a whole universe of ugly, shitty little trolls that frolic around and give you fuck-me eyes.

This one's from the "weird and slight" column, not the "bad" column.

A perfect simulation of being ground between the gears of the system.

It's what you see when you grind up a bunch of POGs and snort them.

If you say "Altered Beast" backward, the curse will activate. Your head will get bigger as your body gets smaller, until you roll down a hill and disappear.