Abject Suffering

There are few experiences as disappointing as figuring out that a game is supposed to be funny.

Solomon joins us to talk about the proto-Miis and candy bars.

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Welcome to the worst.

Did you know Francisco Franco is most famous for being "stuffy"? MARIOFACTS.

You remember this as a quirky tech demo. In reality, it's a game about pinching boobs.

Maximum baffling. Maximum repugnant.

Hi! Because of the Patreon changes we're making, we want to take this opportunity to serve up a taste of what the premium episodes of Abject Suffering are like. People really seem to enjoy this episode about 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, so we're making it free. When you back our Patreon at the $5 level, you get two extra episodes of Abject Suffering per month. If you back at the $10 level, you can listen to every episode that's been released (along with every Adaptation Decay, DuckTRAX... the list goes on). So go to patreon.com/duckfeedtv and give it a try!

The weirdest creative Hail Mary we've ever seen a studio throw.

Hello, listeners and patrons alike. We come to you with some exciting news: We are changing the Patreon around! (http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv) It feels like we just did this, but the last major change was back toward the beginning of 2017. We’re trying to constantly observe what’s happening with the network and learn what to do better. That means making changes like this from time to time. We’re also aiming to never shake things up in a way that is too disruptive to you, the listener. We want to give more (or at least focus up and give better). So we put a lot of thought and consideration into making sure these changes either solve problems or help us achieve goals. Here’s the summary of what we’re planning, and you can find the details below. In order to grow the network, give patrons more, and cover rising costs, we plan to: Bring back Bonfireside Chat as a Patreon show. Give Patrons a whole episode of Watch Out for Fireballs! Move from theme months to covering big-name games more frequently. Change WOFF!

Socks the Cat disappeared after refusing a subpoena from the Starr independent council. He reappeared in Argentina as El Gato Calcetinas.

We throw Gary a bone and talk about Willow for a long time. I'm no happier than you are about this.

It's a classic Abject Suffering showdown! Gary is extremely apathetic toward Gundams, while Kole is mildly apathetic but remembers liking them in the past. Catch the clash!

This episode has kind of a big round number, so we gotta bring out the big guns... including one of our favorite Wikipedia sentences ever.

A new contender takes the GameFAQs Gold crown.

Oh No, It's Another Boring 16-bit Fighting Game!

Listen to Kole fail Gary's test at naming a good dino.

Imported from Norway, it's one of the few iOS games we've covered on the show!

From the people who brought you Perish Hard, Last Blood, and Angry Max.

This might surprise you, but we think Sailor Moon is cool and good. This game, however, is very very bad.