Heavy Hands

Connor and Phil look back a little sadly at least week's crippled UFC card, and then run through their list of the top 10 (or more) fight cards to get someone into MMA, or at least prove definitively that this awful, incredible sport isn't for them.  Bonus episodes, fight commentaries, and more on our Patreon for just $3 a month: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Shake, tremble, abase yourselves: Kyle McLachlan has returned (not the actor) to celebrate Alex Pereira's impressive, UFC title-winning performance at UFC 281. Bonus episodes, fight commentaries, and more on our Patreon for just $3 a month: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Connor and Phil are joined by the brilliant Miguel Class to break down a rematch years in the making: Israel Adesanya vs the sum of all his fears. More UFC 281 breakdowns on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Connor and Phil make light of several grievous injuries, discuss who will have the honor of becoming W15's Calvin kattar, and congratulate Jake Paul on his continuing success as COO of the world's largest glue factory.  Subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes, fight commentaries, and more: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Connor and Phil are joined by the Fight Site's Dan Albert to break down the big, weird fights of UFC 280. Coming soon to the Heavy Hands Patreon--our breakdown of next week's Calvin Kattar vs Arnold Allen, Jake Paul vs Anderson Silva, and more: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Connor and Phil break down Charles Oliveira vs Islam Makhachev, Aljamain Sterling vs TJ Dillashaw, and the other big fights of UFC 280. Coming soon to the Heavy Hands Patreon--the Raphael Assuncao Appreciation Hour: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Alexa Grasso vs Viviane Araujo, PLUS: Connor exposes further cracks in Phil's supposed heartlessness towards decrepit veterans by forcing him to admit that he feels bad for Raphael Assuncao. That's right: PHIL HAS A HEART. Jose Aldo fight commentaries on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Connor and Phil talk about last weekend's UFC and Bellator fights, then discuss whether it's a good idea for any fighter in Bo Nickal's position to get a major contract less than two years into his career. Jose Aldo fight commentaries on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Connor and Phil break down Dern vs Yan, then memorialize the career of the greatest fighter to ever do it: Jose Aldo.  More Jose Aldo stuff coming soon to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Cory Sandhagen beat Song Yadong exactly how we said he would using the very adjustments we thought he needed--SO THERE. We got one right for once. Also Gennady Golovkin got old.  Coming soon to our Patreon, a look back at Gane vs Tuivasa and all the remaining UFC 279 chaff: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Nate Diaz beat Tony Ferguson with a game designed to stand the test of time. Cory Sandhagen and Song Yadong have all the time in the world. Connor and Phil talk about both, and more.  Coming soon to our Patreon, a look back at Gane vs Tuivasa and all the remaining UFC 279 chaff: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Connor and Phil discuss a solid-if-predictable card topped off by the squash match to end all squash matches, Khamzat Chimaev vs what remains of Nate Diaz. Commentary on TWO legendary wars up now on the Heavy Hands Patreon--Erik Morales vs Manny Pacquiao and Archie Moore vs Yvon Durelle: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Connor and Phil break down a UFC card that seems to get better the further you get from the main event, and discuss another in a long line of classic Demetrious Johnson finish. Don't miss the Erik Morales vs Manny Pacquiao commentary on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Fan favorite (?) Kyle McLachlan is back for a MARATHON episode, helping Connor and Phil wrap their heads around the weekend's two championship rematches: Usman vs Edwards 2 and Usyk vs Johsua 2. Coming soon to our Patreon, discussion of Landwehr-Onama, Jauregui-Lucindo, and the rest of an undercard that turned out far better than it had any right to be: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   

We break down Usman vs Edwards, a very interesting matchup many years in the making--but that's not important. Phil later reveals that he now hates Chito Vera! An outrage--that will be punished, in time. Coming soon to our Patreon, discussion of Landwehr-Onama, Jauregui-Lucindo, and the rest of an undercard that turned out far better than it had any right to be: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

An underwhelming undercard undermines a fascinating main event. Connor and Phil break down Chito Vera vs Dominick Cruz. Don't miss the Barrera vs Hamed classic fight commentary up on our Patreon, as well as our thoughts on the UFC 277 undercard: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Oh, Nunes vs Pena... Has any pairing ever delivered so much enjoyment on so many fronts? Connor and Phil break it down. Don't miss the Barrera vs Hamed classic fight commentary up on our Patreon, as well as our thoughts on the UFC 277 undercard: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Want to beat one of the greatest female fighters of all time? Well, have Phil and Connor got the trick for you! Yet another mega bonus on our Patreon, with a special guest appearance by our humility (feigned): https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Connor and Phil talk about the two Curtises, and also the two other guys not named Curtis who they're fighting. That Ortega-Rodriguez card was pretty fire, huh? We talk about it on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Is it still a comeback if everyone and their dog knows it's coming? Connor and Phil break down Brian Ortega vs Yair Rodriguez.  Another big bonus ep on our Patreon, combining the rest of the best of UFC 276 with all that stuff we had to say about Tsarukyan vs Gamrot: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands BUY A SHIRT. Or a mask. Or a... uh, bath mat? Visit our shop & buy Heavy Hands gear featuring the beautifully brutal artwork of Gian Galang: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u