No Such Thing As Grown Ups

We are telling you all the secrets of L-O-V-E, sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Quadcast of course since they know love and hot wives, Nerd Rage Over 9000! Relationship advice and how we have stayed together for over 14years! but we are not married. We explain sitcom rules of love and more LISTEN and SHARE! Become our Patron on PATREON for the exclusive Aftershows Skits, Videos & Comics!  Music by Brad Sucks 

In the beginning there was no No Such Thing as Grown Ups, no Burke and no Gianon the Fortress of Solitude, only the constant conversation between two animators with microphones talking to the world. Listen to how it all began, every Thursday, in a Lord of the Rings length journey, where we search for our mantra and throw grown ups to the fiery pits of Mordor when we conclude that there's NO SUCH THING AS GROWN UPS.  More NEW episodes & Retro C&T episodes every week! SUBSCRIBE to No Such Thing as Grown Ups at iTUNEs NOW

Things are out of order, but that's OK time is just something made up by humans, it doesn't even exist, and so we give you our horrible Valentines Day, 2 weeks later. We talk about Lady Ghostbusters, Jurassic Park 4, Dinosaur facts, facts are not facts, Documentary Sunday with small breasts and penises. Implants are dangerous, and Rape is NOT cool! Quadcast Questions and more!  Become our Patron on PATREON for the exclusive Aftershows Skits, Videos & Comics!  Music by Brad Sucks   

In the beginning there was no No Such Thing as Grown Ups, no Burke and no Gianon the Fortress of Solitude, only the constant conversation between two animators with microphones talking to the world. Listen to how it all began, every Thursday, in a Lord of the Rings length journey, where we search for our mantra and throw grown ups to the fiery pits of Mordor when we conclude that there's NO SUCH THING AS GROWN UPS.  More NEW episodes & Retro C&T episodes every week! SUBSCRIBE to No Such Thing as Grown Ups at iTUNEs NOW

It's Episode 69! WHooooooo! Sexy! We are talking 'bout Dames! Dames going Digital! Tara is a Panelist at the 2015 WIFT-AT (Women in Film & Television) conference, We answer questions from the Quadcast Podcast about Moose, Deer, Canadian Money, our 5 way polyamorous marriage, who the hell are we? freestyle poems and so much more! Tell your hot Mom! & Become our Patreon for all our BONUS Aftershows, Comics, Videos all starting at 1$ Become our Patron on PATREON for the exclusive Aftershows Skits, Videos & Comics!  Music by Brad Sucks   

Can you spell Caricature? We know a guy who can! It's this weeks special guest Don Pinsent and he shares even more than that, like secrets of working on Speed Racer and animating to the voice of Mark Hamill. We talk about listening to people eat, Quadcast our patrons! and we answer all the craziest Yahoo questions like will drinking blood make you a vampire? All this and more, tell your hot mom! Check out Don's work at CaricaturesbyDon.com Become our Patron on PATREON for the exclusive Don Pinsent Aftershow-+more Aftershows Skits, Videos & Comics!  Music by Brad Sucks 

In the beginning there was no No Such Thing as Grown Ups, no Burke and no Gianon the Fortress of Solitude, only the constant conversation between two animators with microphones talking to the world. Listen to how it all began, every Thursday, in a Lord of the Rings length journey, where we search for our mantra and throw grown ups to the fiery pits of Mordor when we conclude that there's NO SUCH THING AS GROWN UPS.  More NEW episodes & Retro C&T episodes every week! SUBSCRIBE to No Such Thing as Grown Ups at iTUNEs NOW

We have a very special guest joining us this week-Lexi Butler the founder of GrownUpTruth.com! We have a ton of fun talking about  the truth of Stanford Alumni & trunk parties, professional storytellers, starting a business, #ratchet, therapist stories, and finding your own Tara. We learned a lot from Lexi and we think you will too! Check out Grownuptruth.com & our Manifesto every Friday for the Next 10 weeks!  Manifesto Part I-Always Question Authority & Part II-Never Follow the Rules  Become our Patron on PATREON for Aftershows Skits, Videos, Comics & more!  Music by Brad Sucks  

In the beginning there was no No Such Thing as Grown Ups, no Burke and no Gianon the Fortress of Solitude, only the constant conversation between two animators with microphones talking to the world. Listen to how it all began, every Thursday, in a Lord of the Rings length journey, where we search for our mantra and throw grown ups to the fiery pits of Mordor when we conclude that there's NO SUCH THING AS GROWN UPS.  More NEW episodes & Retro C&T episodes every week! SUBSCRIBE to No Such Thing as Grown Ups at iTUNEs NOW

He's BAAAAACKKKK! That's right, you've downloaded his first guest appearance thousands of times, so he is back my little NGU's and let me say he is HILARIOUS! Listen for yourself, as Keith Dury creator of Illos Illustrated Podcast tells you all the TV secrets of working on Haven, Keith knows someone who dies!!! We bring him on as a soldier of fortune in our war against American Podcasters The Quadcast Podcast. And we preform William Shatner Theatre. If that's not enough there's a Dingle Tower and Santa Boners... Check out the Latest episode of Illos guest animated by our very own Tara Audibert!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Y7vmRGoEQ WAIT there's MORE we also recorded a whole full length AFTERSHOW with Keith Dury that you can get on PATREON!!! What's that? Well CLICK HERE and find out, we made a funny video to tell you!

In the beginning there was no No Such Thing as Grown Ups, no Burke and no Gianon the Fortress of Solitude, only the constant conversation between two animators with microphones talking to the world. Listen to how it all began, every Thursday, in a Lord of the Rings length journey, where we search for our mantra and throw grown ups to the fiery pits of Mordor when we conclude that there's NO SUCH THING AS GROWN UPS.  More NEW episodes & Retro C&T episodes every week! SUBSCRIBE to No Such Thing as Grown Ups at iTUNEs NOW

This week we have some hilarious Podcast Wars with the Quadcast and judge their wives! Cool moms & Dads, Batman the Dark Knight Rises, Interns from Korra, Shu-lee's, Secret Canadians, finding your Happy Button, and Part 1 of our Manifesto! Don't forget there's also a full AFTERSHOW! Become our Patron on PATREON and get access to everything NSTAGU! All the FREE stuff is there too!   http://www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasgrownups

In the beginning there was no No Such Thing as Grown Ups, no Burke and no Gianon the Fortress of Solitude, only the constant conversation between two animators with microphones talking to the world. Listen to how it all began, every Thursday, in a Lord of the Rings length journey, where we search for our mantra and throw grown ups to the fiery pits of Mordor when we conclude that there's NO SUCH THING AS GROWN UPS.  More NEW episodes & Retro C&T episodes every week! SUBSCRIBE to No Such Thing as Grown Ups at iTUNEs NOW

Say Ladybug in French 5 times fast-(Coccinelle) hehe -pervert! Its a brand new episode! We talk about our BPFF's The Quadcast Podcast and how they got their name after much s̶t̶a̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ sleuthing! Mixing up words, remember that movie The American Movie? & Coven, Town of the Dead and making your mark in the world,  quadriplegic, celebrity apprentices, your period, Bill & Rudy Cosby, Dr. Melissa Wests, Yoga and our Patreon!!! Become our Patron at PATREON! All the weekly FREE stuff PLUS so much MORE! Tell your hot mom!

You can do anything and we can help! Let us cheer on your late night shopping and condom hole poking. We talk about our newest stalking victims at Quadcast Podcast, and we ask a lot of questions about games, then we tell alot of thngs about games...it;s weird. There's 2 Skits! and Curtis does his Obama impression, plus so much more! Listen and Subscribe! Now we have a Patreon Page so you can get MORE podcsats, videos & comics and support the show!  patreon.com/nosuchthingasgrownups

In the beginning there was no No Such Thing as Grown Ups, no Burke and no Gianon the Fortress of Solitude, only the constant conversation between two animators with microphones talking to the world. Listen to how it all began, every Thursday, in a Lord of the Rings length journey, where we search for our mantra and throw grown ups to the fiery pits of Mordor when we conclude that there's NO SUCH THING AS GROWN UPS.  More NEW episodes & Retro C&T episodes every week! SUBSCRIBE to No Such Thing as Grown Ups at iTUNEs NOW

In the beginning there was no No Such Thing as Grown Ups, no Burke and no Gianon the Fortress of Solitude, only the constant conversation between two animators with microphones talking to the world. Listen to how it all began, every Thursday, in a Lord of the Rings length journey, where we search for our mantra and throw grown ups to the fiery pits of Mordor when we conclude that there's NO SUCH THING AS GROWN UPS.  More NEW episodes & Retro C&T episodes every week! SUBSCRIBE to No Such Thing as Grown Ups at iTUNEs NOW

Now that you know there are no grown ups, how can you survive? You can't tell the teacher, you can't tell your mom, what can you do, well listen here and we'll tell you! Ohana means "Don't make me come back there!!!" We go off the grid, and talk Thinking & Growing Rich, REAL New Years Resolutions, Self Help Books, shock treatment & autism speaks, drinking at Disneyland with our Quadcast friends, moose crossings, Canadian things and other junk! Music by Brad Sucks Subscribe at iTunes and leave us a comment! tell us what you think! 

It's a whole NEW YEAR 2015! but this was recorded way back in 2014! Travel Back in Time to a few days ago  last year where we talked about dog who clean themselves like cats, what goes on in Portland, Jesus & the Matrix, how to keep your socks white, Amish winters and you should have bought it when you saw it at Mardens! Also radio Shack Theatre our friends at Quadcast and so much more! Music by Brad Sucks Subscribe at iTunes and leave us a comment! tell us what you think! 

We got wireless mics! Thank you Santa! We talk about the movie 'Frank' and wanting a prescription full head mask concerning Curtis' anxiety. We want to be famous, but without anyone seeing us. The World of Warcraft documentary makes us question the physical world as we plan to steal other people's childhoods. Curtis abuses Siri again, but this time she has had enough! Screaming 'Hello' at Christmas? You're in the right place! Join us where you know you belong, because you are not a grown up.  LIKE our Facebook Page BEFORE Jan 1st, 2015 for a chance to WIN our Signed Comic, Artwork, postcards for all your friends, some more vintage comics and even more! SHARE the contest if you are already fan! Our gift to you! Seasons Greeting to all our NEW & LONGTIME Fans! Ladies & Gents you are simply the best!!!