Elimination Of The Snakes

Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) Montgomery County swim club in racial flap plans to invite camp back.2) The Burr Oak Cemetery nightmare.Two from Mike this week:1) Man killed in Pamplona's running of the bulls.2) NY baseball fan settles "God Bless America" suit.One from Allen this week:1) Time to let John Hinckley, Jr. go? (A little humor from Al.)The Rest of the Show:1) Elimination of the Snakes shows up in the Isthmus. (A local Madison newspaper.)2) North Korea leader Kim has pancreatic cancer. (Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.)3) Thunderstorm delays launch of space shuttle Endeavour again. (A tasteless Space Shuttle Challenger disaster joke. A groaner more than a belly laugh, but funny.)4) Joe Jackson yells fowl play.5) Dan's take on Zanax. (Xanax - alprazolam)6) A Dane County Housing Authority, Section 8 Housing choice voucher program RANT!

Hint to listeners: If you have VHS Tapes you must get them digitized, they are deteriorating as you read this, you don't want to lose those precious moments.Dan relives his childhood with Pandora.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) LA braces for horde of Michael Jackson mourners.2) Biden: Israel free to set own course on Iran.One from Dennis on the Sarah Palin resignation.What's up with Sarah? A quitter? There's more to this story! (www.sarahpac.com)The Rest of the Show:1) Houston catches car thieves with bait car program.2) Appeals Court says Crawford County home search was illegal.3) College Republicans demoted at two Religious Universities.4) Colbert tells viewers to deny Rep. Cynthia Davis food.5) Al Franken declared winner of Minnesota seat by state supreme court. (Finally!)6) Iranian women stand up in defiance, flout rules. (So what?)Are the Iranian protests going to produce any favorable results? Let us know what you're thinking. (eots@inbox.com)

Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) L.A. Lakers win and the ensuing riots.2) Off-duty cop shoots 2 at Angel Stadium parking lot. Commentary from Dan on punks and gangs.The Rest of the Show:1) Happy Birthday America!(A little early.)2) It happens in three's Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.3) South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford admits infidelity.(A REPUBLICAN.)4) Wild Bill Clinton deserved a pass on his little indiscretion according to Dan.The Conspiracy Theory this week:This week we're finally getting back to the segment on scams.Nine nasty online scams you need to be aware of.Some scams from the EOTS mail box.Frauds & Scams at snopes.com.

Mail Bag:A funny one from Allen on a George Bush stamp.Another funny one from Mel.Two from Mike this week:1) Senator John Enson's little indiscretion.2) Fire David Letterman Rally. (Palin Watch)Peter for two:1) Threats made to Chrysler dealerships.2) Bonny Eagle High School student Justin Denney denied diploma after bowing & blowing a kiss to his family.Minor Snake of the Week - School Superintendent Suzanne Lukas.The Rest of the Show:1) San Francisco is about to impose $100 fines on residents who simply toss out food scraps.2) Los Angeles County suggest putting unemployed parents to work caring for their own children.3) Family outraged after quadriplegic marine denied free admission to Michigan amusement park.4) The Iranian election.5) White supremacist Holocaust Museum gunman charged with murder of guard. (If he makes it.)A real Major Snake of the Week - James von Brunn.6) Non-filtered Chesterfield's in a box.(WTF)The Conspiracy Theory this week:None again this week. Time flies when your having fun.

Mail Bag:One from Peter this week:1) Liz Chaney assails release of detainee abuse photos.Two from Mike this week:1) Mentally disabled teen gets 100 years in prison in child sex abuse case.2) Wisconsin could be 2nd state to issue illegal immigrant driver cards.The Rest of the Show:1) Sarah Palin attacks David Letterman over "sexually-perverted" joke.2) A question from Becky on North Korea.3) The Iranian Election.4) The Middle East is nuts.(Rant of the night.)The Conspiracy Theory this week:The rant of the night left no time.

A report on the Printers Row Book Fair.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) American father still hopes for custody of son in Brazil.2) Mother Janet Greer finds lost daughter in Egypt.A cute one from Becky. (Dan's daughter.)One from Denny: Dow gets shake-up as GM, Citigroup kicked out of average.One from Mike: Alabama teacher continues collecting paycheck from prison.The Rest of the Show:1) A Nancy Pelosi joke from Dan.2) Ex-NFL star Pat Tillman makes "ultimate sacrifice".3) Southern Lehigh students face criminal charges for most harmless senior prank ever.4) Another "Black man did it" hoax sparks outrage.Snake of the Week: Bonnie Sweeten!The Conspiracy Theory(Scams) this week:Nigerian scam, scam email "Payment Notification" from "FBI Director Robert Mueller" and more.Comments on the psychology of scams and scammers.

Due to circumstances beyond our control the 3rd Anniversary round table show has shrunk to a triangle of Dan, Earl and John. Mail Bag:Two from Mike this week:1) Carl Levin calls out Dick Cheney on torture memos.2) University of Chicago students start "Men In Power" Club.Two from Peter this week:1) Russian Scientist: UFO crashed into meteorite to save earth.(The Tunguska event.)2) Lawsuit of the Day: Greer vs. 1-800-Flowers.One from Al for those who think they know everything.The Rest of the Show:1) Obama nominates Judge Sonia Sotomayor for Supreme Court Justice.2) GM bankruptcy.3) The economy.The Conspiracy Theory this week:No time again this week.

A salute to our soldiers, THANK YOU and God bless.Next week will be our 3rd anniversary show. A round table with some regulars.Mail Bag:One from Becky disagreeing with our take on the prom issue from last weeks show.Two from Denny this week:1) Be sure you cancel your credit cards before you die.2) A retirees story.One from Earl on breaking the law.Two from Pete this week:1) A SNL skit on Governor Paterson.2) Governor Paterson's racial discrimination lawsuit.Two from Mike this week:1) Named and shamed: the 16 barred from UK.2) Don't give up your home without a fight, Ohio congresswoman advises.The Rest of the Show:1) Rumsfeld's biblical message-laden intelligence briefs.2) Dan voted for Barack not Michelle. (Rant Alert!)3) Judge rules 13-year-old must have chemo.The Conspiracy Theory this week:The show ran a little long, no theory this week, in the up coming weeks scams.

Mail Bag:A couple jokes from Denny this week one at the barbershop and one about a old guy.Two from Mike one on charging rent to homeless in New york city and one on Obama administration to Cheney: request denied.The Rest of the Show:1) Nancy (The Mistake) Pelosi was an accomplice to torture, Karl Rove writes.2) Prom shut-outs: All dressed up and no place to go.3) Texas couple to face murder charge for shotgun blast at car that killed boy.Snakes of the Week: Gayle and Sheila Muhs. (Pictured)The Conspiracy Theory this week:More on major religions being satanic based. Baptists? Jehovah Witnesses?We close with Dan commenting on subliminal messages.

Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there.Sandy Posey - Born A Woman.Mail Bag:One from Earl this week on the government bailouts.Two from Mike this week one on Surprising Somalian Pirates and one on John Edwards facing campaign fund investigation.The Rest of the Show:1) Ruben Navarrette Jr. Commentary: Immigration and common sense.2) Facebook urged to remove Holocaust-denial groups.3) Pelosi: I was told interrogation methods were lawful.4) Tenaha, Texas police shake down drivers. Somalia has no monopoly on piracy.Snakes of the Week - Tenaha, Texas police and D.A.The Conspiracy Theory this week:William Schnoebelen (Bill Schnoebelen): EX - Satanic Priest, Catholic Priest, Witch, Satanist, Ninety Degree Freemason, Vampire and more!The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormonism), The Church of Scientology, Satanic based?More on this topic next week!

Earl joins us on the show tonight.Mail Bag:Three from Mike this week:1) GOP to Obama: Show us a plan for releasing Guantanamo prisoners.2) Minnesota seeks to block internet gambling sites.3) Citibank seeks US approval for employee bonuses.One from Allen this week on fixing the U.S. economy.One from Peter on a Grandfathers return home after months in Mexican jail.The Rest of the Show:1) The Swine Flu (H1N1 influenza A) scare.2) We have to stop peeing in the pool!The Conspiracy Theory this week:Ran out of time for conspiracies this week.Next week satanic controlled major religions.

A little story from Dan about his weekend.Mail Bag:Two from Mike this week: 1) Condoleezza Rice personally approved the CIA's use of waterboarding.2) Surveillance video shows Feds taser metro man in mistaken ID case.One from Allen this week:1) Comments on/by Norman Mattoon Thomas (1884—1968) who was a leading American socialist, pacifist, and six-time presidential candidate for the Socialist Party of America.One from Peter this week:1) High court will hear appeal from Iowa prosecutors, facing lawsuit over actions in murder case.Is revenge the answer? (eots@inbox.com)The Rest of the Show:1) Swine flu viruses in U.S. and Mexico.The Conspiracy Theory this week:More on the Bermuda Triangle from 2 shows ago.

Earl joins us on the show tonight.Mail Bag:A Ole joke from Amanda.A joke and an illegal immigration story from Allen.Dan was right and Earl was wrong 4/19/2009 @ 8:43 PM.Mike sends one in this week on the Albuquerque, New Mexico school district.One from Earl "How about those Seals, that's the way to handle Pirates."The Rest of the Show:1) Cafferty: Saudi Judge refuses to annul 8-year-old’s marriage For 2nd time.The Conspiracy Theory this week:The emails and topics of this weeks show inspired so much conversation no time was left for the conspiracy.

The weathermen got it wrong and we love it.Mail Bag:Peter sends one in on North Korea's missile launch.Alan sends in a funny one - You may be Taliban if.....A funny joke from Mike.The Rest of the Show:1) A follow-up on last weeks Snake of the Week.(Still a snake?)2) Veteran Senator Dodd in the eye of AIG bonus storm.3) Obama releases secret Bush anti-terror memos.The Conspiracy Theory this week:The Bermuda Triangle, also known as the Devil's Triangle.Next week is Easter EOTS will be taking the week off.

Mail Bag:A couple from Mike this week:1) Tender, juicy Obama Fingers hit the shelves in Germany.2) Show idea "The Bermuda Triangle".One from Al in New Jersey on Starkist, Samoa and Pelosi.(Can you say hypocrite?)Haven't heard from Chris in awhile, 2 from him this week:1) The Chawner family to fat to work.(Pictured)2) Selling sex legally in New Zealand.The Rest of the Show:1) Racing to see his dying mother-in-law at a Plano hospital, an NFL player found himself delayed by a Dallas officer after he was stopped in the emergency room parking lot.Snake of the Week - Officer Robert Powell.2) Chase Bank's mistake shatters woman's security.The Conspiracy Theory this week:Secret Societies:1) Freemasonry-Just a boys club?2) Illuminati; The 13 bloodlines of Satan; McDonald's?Our thoughts go out to Moorhead Minnesota flood victims.(A blue state.)

Mail Bag:Three from Mike this week:1) FBI planting spies in U.S. mosques, Muslim groups say.2) House approves 90 percent tax on AIG bonuses.3) Kindergarten teacher made boy eat from garbage.One from Peter on a North Carolina divorce Judge orders religious woman's kids sent back to public school.Two from Earl this week:1) Bush and the meaning of the word torture.2) Cartoon and a story involving a cookie jar.The Rest of the Show:1) JP Morgan Chase & Co., the second-largest U.S. bank by assets, said profit fell 76 percent as rising defaults and the U.S. recession forced the bank to write down $2.9 billion of assets and boost reserves for bad loans.The Conspiracy Theory this week:Secret Societies: Illuminati, Freemason's, Skull and Bones, Second Family.

Mail Bag:Denny sends one from Fox News - What's in a number? That depends on how you define "Homeless".Amanda sends in an Ole and Lena joke for us nordski's.(Yah der, hey.)Mike sends one in on illegal immigration.(A Dan hot button.)Earl(Mister EOTS) sends one on the conviction of 911 conspirators or the lack there of.The Rest of the Show:1) 911 McNuggets Call: A Florida woman calls 911 3 times over McNuggets "Emergency".2) Tension rises as North Korea cuts off hotline.The Conspiracy Theory this week:Famed pastor, David Wilkerson, predicts imminent catastrophe.The Rapture.(A prophesied event in Christian eschatology.)

Elimination of the Snakes is officially ready for Spring.Mail Bag:Mike with one this week on Citigroup's problems.Peter sends one in on Russian academic Igor Panarin predicting the U.S. will fall apart in 2010.Great American catastrophes.The Rest of the Show:1) U.S. says C.I.A. destroyed 92 tapes of interrogations.(Guilty as charged.)2) McGruff the Crime Dog roughed up in D.C.3) Ex-Atlanta cops get prison for drug raid killing.(92 Year Old Woman)4) "Afflicted" with fertility? Overpopulation isn't the problem and it never was.The Conspiracy Theory this week:The John F. Kennedy Assassination. To many unanswered Questions.

Mail Bag:Al sends one in on the "DOT".Two from Mike one funny Involuntary Muscular Contractions and one not Al Sharpton's take on the Chimp-Stimulus Cartoon.Two from Denny one on Defense Chief lifting ban on pictures of coffins and one on an annual hate group report.Two from Earl one on the Galaxy having billions of Earths and one on Steve Gibson's Spinrite Yabba Dabba Doo.The Rest of the Show:1) One armed BBC presenter is victim of prejudice.2) Army Officer Says President Obama Is An “Imposter”.3) White House watermelon email from California Mayor Dean Grose inspires outrage.The Conspiracy Theory this week:The John F. Kennedy Assassination. Much more next week.

Mail Bag:Two from Mike this week: The Bank of America and Citigroup shares drop and Palin owes tax on per diem, state says. Plus a little more on Sarah.Dennis sends one in this week on the redistricting game, the census' move to White House.The Rest of the Show:1) Woman killed during Clan initiation.2) One for Earl: Galaxy has billions of Earths. The Conspiracy Theory this week:Who is the Antichrist?Obama? McCain? Palin? JFK? Hillary? David Hasselhoff?