Elimination Of The Snakes

Dan always gets his chipmunk.Fact or Crap: One a piece for Dan and John.Mail Bag:Some humor from Al in New Jersey at Obama's expense of course.Some more from Jerome and/or Chris?Two from Mike:1) Bring God back.2) Some more humor.Some more humor from another Mike.One from Pete: Woman sought for stabbing homeless man who was harassing her.One from Peter: Wayne Allyn Root.The Rest of the Show:1) Romney picks Paul Ryan as VP running mate.

Christopher joins Dan and John this week.Another chipmunk in Dan's house.Fact or Crap: 2 right for Chris and John, one a piece for Dan.Mail Bag:One from the Banty Rooster(Dan's daughter): Joe Paterno.One from Denny: Mississippi church refuses To marry black couple.The Rest of the Show:1) Chick-Fil-A.2) Romney's VP pick and tax returns.3) 2012 Olympics.

Dan loves his Nook reader.Dan's going to publish his book.Fact or Crap: One a piece for both Dan and John.Fred Willard - Masturbation law won't stick.Colorado shooting.Mail Bag:Some humor from Mike.One from Earl - A trip to the dentist.One from Chris in Texas - If you don't want to hear an edgy joke, don't listen.One from Al out in Jersey.Two from Denny:1) Segway company owner rides scooter off cliff, dies.(Old News, funny.)2) 8 TSA workers fired at Newark for sleeping on the job.One from Peter: Florida teacher compared student to orangutan on Facebook.Snake of the Week - An unnamed elementary school teacher in Manatee County, FL.The Rest of the Show:1) Joe Paterno statue removed at Penn State University.

Earl joins Dan and John this week.Dan turns the big 60.Fact or Crap: 1 a piece for Dan and Earl, 2 wrong for John.Mail Bag:Two hate emails from Al in New Jersey.Two emails from Mark.Some humor from Terry.The Rest of the Show:1) Twin Cities banish Bible giveaway during Gay Fest.2) Phoenix Father begins jail sentence for hosting a Bible study in his home.

It's absolutely scorching hot in Clyde!Have a happy and safe 4th of July.Fact of Crap: One a piece for Dan, John got both wrong.Mail Bag:A few from Mike:1) Clinton, N.C. third-grader strip-searched.2) Mom says teacher had classmates slap son for bullying.3) Color Purple author refuses to publish in "apartheid" Israel.4) Man sentenced for online "South Park" threat.Three from Denny:1) Pittsburgh student, district reach agreement in Pledge of Allegiance dispute.2) Michigan worker fired after turning in gun found on the job.3) DEA jails and forgets man for 5 days.The Rest of the Show:1) Ousted Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak health worsens.

Christopher joins Dan and John this week.Dan tells a fishing tale.Fact or Crap: Two wrong for Chris and 1 a piece for Dan and John.Mail Bag:No mail bag this week: Just Chris, Dan and John.The Rest of the Show:1) Debunking Al's email from last week.2) Other election year emails.3) Is Obama slipping in the polls?4) Forget 2012: Top Contenders for 2016.5) Remarks by Obama at Presidential Medal of Freedom Ceremony.6) Ron Paul's delegate army.

Fathers Day tails from Dan and John.Book Fair tails from Dan.Book publishing is hard.Fact or Crap: John gets two right, Dan gets one a piece.Mail Bag:Several from Mike.One from Earl: Prison sexual abuse.Another Al from New Jersey I hate Obama email.One from Damon: Rambling.The Rest of the Show:1) Snake bite costs Norwegian exchange student $143,000.2) Artifically inseminated Utah mom fights for son to get dead spouse's Social Security benefits.Dan pushes his own buttons.

Dan buys a rototiller.Fact or Crap: Dan gets one a piece, John gets two wrong.Mail Bag:One from Mr. EOTS, Earl:1) Pentecostal Pastor's death after handling a rattlesnake.Two from Denny this week:1) Sanford judge rules in favor of motorist who flashed his headlights.2) Iranian sailors chase off pirates attacking U.S. ship.One from Peter:1) Man who had 30 kids with 11 women wants child-support break.It's Peter's turn to push Dan's button.The Rest of the Show:Another all email show this week.

Dan has a trip to the Dentist.Mail Bag:An anonymous email: Ohio man kills wife for refusing to get out of bed to buy car.Three from Dennis:1) FAA rips Delta passenger for filming bird strike with iPad.2) Escort in Secret Service scandal says her life is ruined.3) Jersey man leaps from Jeep to save his son, gets ticketed after it rolled into Rahway River.Snake of the Week - Union County Police Chief and his cocky officer.One from Peter: Wisconsin appeals court reinstates wrongly jailed man's claim.The Rest of the Show:Remember our fallen heroes.They are the reason that we are free.

Dan's garage sale was a bust.The Banty Rooster morphs.A chipmunk is loose in  Dan's house.A farewell tribute to Donna Summer and Robin Gibb.Fact or Crap: Dan gets one a piece, John gets 2 wrong.Mail Bag:Some humor from Peter.(Get in Line.)Some humor/political comment from Al in New Jersey.(Free Stuff.)A new guy, Joseph, sends in: TSA nabs 4-year-old terrorism suspect in act of hugging crime-partner grandma. Two from Dennis:1) Man steals soda from McDonald's, charged with felony.2) Wife of fallen Army captain "shocked" husband's killer to be freed by Iraq.The Rest of the Show:Another all email and rant show. YeeHa!

A little story on a trip to Dubuque, Iowa.The recall election in Clyde (Wisconsin).Mail Bag:One from Pete: Screw work play golf.Is Dennis going to push Dan's buttons this week?1) TSA disables diabetic teen's lifesaving insulin pump.2) Secret U.S. program releases high-level insurgents.3) Soldier's two wives meet at his funeral.4) "Help me," homeless man begs as cops fatally beat him in videotaped incident.Snakes of the Week - Six Fullerton officers and the police department of Fullerton.Answer to the question, a resounding YEP!One from Peter: Mitt Romney held presumed gay classmate down, cut off his hair...The Rest of the Show:Another all email show.

A little pre-show BSing.We salute George Lindsey.Osama bin Laden death anniversary.Fact or Crap: John 2 and 1, Dan 1 and 2.Mail Bag:One from Al in New Jersey: How to become an illegal alien.Two from Peter: 1) The Star Princess refuses to assist disabled fishing boat.2) Baltimore neighborhood watch beating.One from Denny: Valedictorian student, Daniella Pelaez, facing deportation.The Rest of the Show:1) A homeless camp on East Washington Avenue in Madison is cleared out while police stand watch.2) Judge denies extension of Occupy Madison camp permit.3) Ousted from the Don Miller parking lot, where will Occupy Madison go?

Dan and his wife take a little trip.Dan buys his wife a coffee maker and a blender for her Birthday.Mail Bag:One from Al in New Jersey: His bucket list.A few from Denny:1) NBC fires producer over edited Trayvon Martin call.2) Secret Service sex scandal.3) GSA Las Vegas spending scandal.4) Man denied entry into U.S. to bury his son.One from Pete: Vanderbilt Christian groups divided over bias policy.The Rest of the Show:All email and rant show this week.Dan had two weeks of anger built up.

Mike Wallace dies.Zimmerman charged.Miami Marlins suspend manager over Castro comments.6-year-old Elian Gonzalez, exploited by both sides.Who killed Kennedy?Castro is an impressive guy.Mail Bag:Two from Earl:1) Zimmerman thoughts.2) Gay college student commits suicide after being secretly filmed.(Why?)Two from Dennis:1) Criminal investigation launched into Prosser’s choking of female Justice.2) Hilary Rosen says Ann Romney never worked a day in her life ...Three from Peter:1) Moorhead waitress gets to keep $12,000 tip after all.2) Beloit to pay $265,000 to settle strip search lawsuit.3) Grieving family's sign stolen from tree where son died in drunken driving crash.The Rest of the Show:1) Dan's thoughts on Mike Wallace.

Dan's having computer problems this week, go figure.Fact or Crap: Batting a thousand this week.Have a Happy Easter. We're taking Easter off. No show next week.Mail Bag:No mail due to the technical difficulties.The Rest of the Show:1) George Zimmerman's shooting of Trayvon Martin.2) Concealed carry, deadly force and more.3) Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, also known as “Obamacare".4) Ending with the dream of flat tax and term limits.5) Dan got a call from Mitt Romney.

Dan had last week off from work and John didn't.The feedback on Dan's take on the NFL bounty.Our condolences go out to Earl and his family.Dan was fascinated when he attended a Jewish funeral.Fact or Crap: John got 2 wrong, 1 a piece for Dan.Mail Bag:One from Peter: New York Times accused of Catholic bashing...One from Pete: Chicken cannon or Catapoultry.The Rest of the Show:1) Rutgers student who secretly recorded gay roommate ...2) Jackpot winner ordered to pay $20M to co-workers after jury rules he swindled them out of winnings.3) Dick Cheney receives heart transplant. Maybe now he won't be such a heartless bastard.

Chris joins Dan and John this week.Fact or crap: 100% right for everybody.Renaming more native american named places.Mail Bag:One from Damon: Computer issues for him and Dan.One from Mike: Public Service Announcement.(Stroke identification STR.)The Rest of the Show:1) Republican Primary.2) US soldier accused of Afghanistan massacre.3) John Demjanjuk, convicted death camp guard, dies.4) North Korea?5) Tokyo and the culture of Japan.6) Language barriers.

Coming to you from the state of Clyde.(Formally known as Wisconsin.)Temporary Governor Scott Walker.Fact or Crap: One of each for both Dan and John.Mail Bag:First one this week from Dan's daughter Becky: Joseph KonySnake of the Week(Possibly of all times.) - Joseph KonyTwo from Dennis:1) Ranting flight attendant restrained by passengers.2) Woman arrested after painting her fingernails on Southwest flight.One from Mike: Dept. of Agriculture notice.One from One Million Moms: vs Hardee's.Two from Peter:1) TSA asks woman to prove her breast pump is real at Lihue Airport.2) Walker won't challenge any recall signatures because of "impossible timeline".The Rest of the Show:1) New Orleans Saints bounty system.(eots@inbox.com.)

Davy Jones monkeyed around until the end.A little BSing.Fact of crap: 2 right for Dan, 1 a piece for John.Mail Bag:One from Becky: Lesbian denied communion at Mother's funeral.Three from Dennis:1) Catholic diocese sorry after punishing girl for speaking Native American languange at school.Snake of the Week - Julie Gurta (Teacher, Sacred Heart Catholic School in Shawano, Wisconsin.)2) Miami students rally for classmate facing deportation.3) Albuquerque dog becomes registered voter.Two from Peter:1) North Dakota Fighting Sioux could face NCAA sanction.2) Bank of America discriminated against disabled borrowers.The Rest of the Show:1) Foreclosed homeowners challenge banks to prove they still hold their notes.

How 'bout those Republican's?Hogan's Heroes.Indian Winter.Fact of Crap - Two right for Dan one each for John.Mail Bag:Two from Mike:1) The Darwin's are out.2) How smart is your right foot?Al from New Jersey for one: The old golfer.Three from Pete:1) New Jersey robber dies after trying to steal phone from former High School wrestler.2) 18 arrested in Texas Christian University drug bust.3) Supreme Court limits police use of GPS tracking.Some humor from Peter.The Rest of the Show:1) Jeremy Lin, New York Knicks, journalists, racism and the Asian American Journalists Association.