Elimination Of The Snakes

We open with a couple of stories from Dan. Fact or crap: One right for John, none for Dan. Mail Bag: Three from Joe: 1) Alexa has been eavesdropping on you this whole time. 2) Instagram model denies claims she swam in sacred spring. 3) Crack Pie is no more as Milk Bar changes name of famous dessert. The Rest of the Show: All email and stories this week.

We're back. I think we're done with time off for awhile. The upcoming elections... A sad story from Dan's life. Cancer sucks. Jerry Falwell Jr.? Fact or Crap: Two right for John, none for Dan. Mail Bag: Five from Peter: 1) Teen’s $1 Billion suit claims Apple’s facial recognition software led to false arrest. 2) Wisconsin tribe accused of embezzling could face $5.5M fines. 3) Bill aims to prevent students from being denied access to school lunch. 4) Alan Dershowitz: McCarthyism has arrived at Harvard. 5) A look at Oakland's financial woes. The Rest of the Show: All email show this week.  

“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.” - W.C. Fields We're back after our 3 week hiatus. We start with a little story from Dan. Fact or Crap: One a piece for both of us this week. Mail Bag: Some humor from Mike. One from Earl: Electric vehicles could charge while driving on eHighways... Soon in Sweden. Three from Joe: 1) Lesbian cafe charging 18% man tax goes out of business. 2) Should Wisconsin lottery winners be required to come forward? 3) LGBTQ shirts: Belle's Smoking BBQ getting heat for t-shirts. The Rest of the Show: All email show this week. Next week is Mother's Day. Back in 2 weeks.  

Our audio quality has improved. Hope you like it. Now we gotta work on content. LMAO 8^) Fact or Crap: Batting 1000 this week. Mail Bag: Three from Joe: 1) Mayor Breed proposes waterfront homeless center near Bay Bridge. 2) Neubauer wants "every last vote" counted as Hagedorn leads by 6000 votes. 3) Chicago police sued for allegedly raiding a 4-year-old's birthday party. One from George: 1) Erik Prince lecture at Beloit College canceled amid student protests. The Rest of the Show: 1) Arby’s manager arrested after killing man who spit on and threatened her. 2) Australian ISIS bride refuses to return home with her son. Naked woman?!?  

Dan had his annual physical. We're getting older... Go figure! Fact or Crap: Two right for John, one for Dan. Mail Bag: Two from Joe: 1) Bartender told to dress "sexy" and "date-ready" wins $80K. 2) Spirit Airlines booted teen from flight without mom's knowledge. Three from George: 1) John Hickenlooper: Why aren't female candidates being asked about male VP pick? 2) Wrongful conviction in murder case to cost San Francisco $13.1 million. 3) Oil supermajor Shell acquires Sonnen for home battery expansion. Do you want some cheese and crackers with that whine? The Rest of the Show: All email show this week.  

  We're back after a week off. Spring has sprung. YaHoo! Sam got Dan's Skype up and running again. Can you say technically illiterate on the edge of being a luddite. Robocalls and Spam Calls. eots@email.com Let us know what you think. Fact of Crap: One right, one wrong for both of us this week. Mail Bag: One from earl: Shell’s big power plans point to rapid shift to electric. Three from Pete: 1) Man accused of assault at UC Berkeley pleads not guilty. 2) Florida man mistakenly arrested in sex spa case plans to sue sheriff. 3) Czech man mauled to death by lion he kept in back yard. The Rest of the Show: All email show this week.  

A little story about Shopko Optical. A Dan rant!?! Spring ahead, a sign winter is about done. YaHoo! Fact or Crap: We struck out this week. Mail Bag: Four from Michael: 1) Alabama woman who joined ISIS is begging to come home. 2) Alleged dine-and-dash dater Paul Gonzales may face 13 years in prison. 3) Colorado cop pulls his gun on black man just trying to clean up his front yard. 4) House votes to condemn all hate as anti-semitism debate overshadows Congress. The Rest of the Show: All email show this week.  

Hogan's Heroes trivia. Get a hold of us: eots@email.com Polar Vortex!?! Long hard winter in Wisconsin. Rivers and lakes and eagles oh my. Fact or Crap: One right for John none for Dan this week. Mail Bag: No email on this weeks show. The Rest of the Show: 1) Man accused of staging girlfriend's death as suicide found not guilty of homicide. 2) Tony Evers first budget OKs driver permits and IDs to undocumented immigrants. 3) US Senate demands answers from Google over hidden mic in Nest Secure Products. George Orwell's 1984 could be about now... 4) Idaho couple sues Planned Parenthood for failed abortion.  

More crappy weather talk?!? It sucks to be Dan. The 2020 election and Goofy old Trump. President Bernie Sanders? Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Joe Biden? Fact or Crap: Two right for Dan, one for John. Mail Bag: One from Mike: 1) Indian man to sue his parents for giving birth to him "without his consent". Three from Joe: 1) Amy Klobuchar mistreatment accusations pose challenge to 2020 presidential run. 2) Photo of Joy Behar dressed as "beautiful African woman" resurfaces. 3) Colorado teacher tweets Covington Catholic student is "Hitler Youth". One from Pete: 1) Elizabeth Warren controversy: Drip, drip, drip. The Rest of the Show: All email on this weeks show.  

More snow in our area. Yippee! eots@email.com Let us know what you think. Fact or Crap: One right for Dan, two for John. Mail Bag: Two from Joe: 1) The border wall saga in the White House continues: National Emergency Declaration Sen. Cruz to Congress: Make El Chapo pay for the wall. George H. W. Bush vs Donald Trump... What does acting presidential mean? 2) Ocasio-Cortez's boyfriend granted House email account. One from Peter: 1) School apologizes after telling student to cover up anti-discrimination shirt. The Rest of the Show: 1) MSNBC slammed for graphic showing only white, male potential 2020 candidates. 2) Burger King settles with customer who sued for reneging on free food offer. 3) Teacher avoids prison time for sexually assaulting student.  

Take this job and shove it! B.S.session. Night Crawlers!?! Interesting weather in our neck of the woods. Dan the snowbird wannabe. The most boring Super Bowl ever! State of the Union address... Childish bunch of crap. Fact or Crap: One a piece for both of us this week. Mail Bag: Three from Joe: 1) Vos: Evers plan non-starter if it raises taxes. 2) Tom Brokaw apologizes after saying "Hispanics should work harder at assimilation." The perpetually offended... participation awards... REEEEAALLLLY?! 3) Roger Waters pleads with Maroon 5 to kneel in solidarity. The Rest of the Show: 1) Don Lemon asks Gladys Knight if she’s worried about career after Super Bowl. 2) Colin Kaepernick collusion case.  

Superbowl? WTF!?! Dan and computers don't get along at all. Fact or Crap: One a piece for both of us this week. Mail Bag: Two from Earl: 1) 49,340 people killed by drivers while walking on US streets in 2008–2017. 2) NASA warned that the 460-ft asteroid AG3 flew past earth. Near miss? Four from Joe: 1) Kid wins science fair by proving Tom Brady is a cheater. 2) Chuck Todd refuses to give air time to climate deniers. Side tracked: Trump, you lost!!! 3) "Air Pelosi": Watchdog revisits House speaker's hefty travel expenses. 4) NBC's Guthrie slammed over interview with Covington student Sandmann. Two from Pete: 1) US Rep. Ilhan Omar deletes tweets attacking Covington student. 2) Restaurant holding Saints funeral over "negligent homicide by the NFL". The Rest of the Show: All email show this week.  

Dan upgraded his equipment. Improved sound quality, we hope. Jayme Closs free after 88-day kidnapping ordeal. Miracles do happen. Some great football over the next few weeks. Fact or Crap: Two right for John, one for Dan. Mail Bag: Three from Pete: 1) 75-year-old Milwaukee man speaks about shooting, killing attempted robber. 2) Sesame Street character Grover accused of cursing. 3) Neo-Nazi Travis Ricci guilty in murder of white woman dating black man. The Rest of the Show: 1) Wrong-way driver crashed head-on into semi near West Salem, WI. 2) Diane Kruger begs paparazzi to respect her baby's privacy. 3) Florida man arrested for attacking McDonald's employee over not getting a straw. Very sorry, at 35:27 into the show we developed an echo?!? Looking into it.  

First show of 2019. We hope you all had a great holiday season. Fact or Crap: Two right for both of us this week. Mail Bag: Two from Joe: 1) Oakland Mayor defies Trump to warn residents about ICE raids... 2) Colin Kaepernick reportedly "ready and willing" to play for the Redskins. The Rest of the Show: 1) Migrant group demands Trump either let them in or pay $50K each to turn back. 2) Texas teen faces murder charge after egg-throwing prank leads to fatal crash. 3) Robert Quinn complains about lack of coverage for his protest during anthem. 4) NBC News backtracks on report that said Trump did not visit troops. 5) "Mall brawl" involving hundreds of youths yields 4 arrests.  

Visit "Youtubistic" on YouTube... Thanks for taking a look. Dan needs to pitch a bitch. Taco Bell is the target. Job market quandary. Fact or Crap: One right one wrong for John. Mail Bag: Two from Joe: 1) Cowboys star Ezekiel Elliott blasts NFL after fine for donation to Salvation Army. 2) Elizabeth Warren stands by DNA test. But around her, worries abound. One from Earl: Jesse Ventura "Off the Grid". The Rest of the Show: 1) Kamala Harris staffer resigns over harassment allegations. 2) President George H.W. Bush's funeral. 3) Lena Dunham lied to discredit an alleged rape victim.  

The Greenbay Packers fired Mike McCarthy. George Herbert Walker Bush dies at 94. Bishop Robert Morlino of Madison dies at age 71. eots@email.com Fact or Crap: Kinda!?! Mail Bag: Two from Pete: 1) Supporters fight for Kimberly-Clark $100M deal, other lawmakers oppose plan. 2) Huff Post Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is problematic ,bigoted and offensive. Three from Joe: 1) Woman pushed, punched, and choked McDonald’s employee over ketchup. 2) The caravan in Tijuana: Hope is fading for the Central American migrants. 3) Minneapolis plans to crack down on sidewalk snow removal. The Rest of the Show: 9/11: Conspiracy theories & the unanswered questions.  

Dan and family celebrated Thanksgiving today. Dan got his damn pumpkin pie, thanks Mandy! A possible guest in the near future. Fact or Crap: One right for Dan and one for John. Mail Bag: Four from Joe: 1) Wells Fargo knew for years that auto insurance was hurting customers, lawsuit says. 2) Animal rights activist going to court for tossing fisherman's catch back into lake. 3) The $400,000 GoFundMe for a homeless man was all a scam. 4) Dashcam video shows dramatic Arkansas traffic-stop shootout. The Rest of the Show: 1) 4-year-old girl spent 8 hours in Milwaukee tow lot after mother's arrest.  

More snow, Oh Boy! Dan takes a trip down memory lane and to Illinois. Some needed changes were made in the midterm election. eots@email.com... Get a hold of us. Fact or Crap: One right for John, two for Dan. Mail Bag: Four from Joe: 1) Defaming Muhammad does not fall under purview of free speech, ECHR Ruled. 2) New York professor caught on camera stealing GOP yard signs. 3) Grassley refers Avenatti and Swetnick to Justice for a criminal probe. 4) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says she can’t afford apartment in DC. One from Peter: Madison teacher accused of yelling N-word at 7th-grader. Two from Mike: 1) Migrant caravan continues trek toward US border. 2) 15-year-old steals from Facebook Marketplace seller, threatens to kill police. The Rest of the Show: All email show this week.  

Life and political podcast. Dan's 2nd book is doing well. Fact or Crap: Two right for John, one for Dan. Mail Bag: One from Peter: 1) Universities to send students to U.S.-Mexico border for "awareness experience". Two from Michael: 1) The loss of a son fueled a father's fight against illegal immigration. 2) The sanctuary city mess: What really happens when cities choose politically correct politics over safety. One from Earl: Recent sea-level contributions of the Antarctic and Greenland ice sheets. You couldn't satisfy some people if there ice cream was cold. The Rest of the Show: Coffee shop brags about going green, gets fined by the Department of Sanitation. No show next week: Packers @ Patriots.  

Midterm elections. Dan got a little snow on Saturday. You want some cheese and crackers with that whine? Fact or Crap: Batting 1000 this week. Gilligan's Island star Dawn Wells accepts $197K in GoFundMe donations. Mail Bag: Three from Peter: 1) Manafort appears in court in wheelchair, to be sentenced. 2) Wisconsin wide receiver Quintez Cephus to stand trial for sexual assault charges. 3) What Elizabeth Warren's DNA test reveals (and it's not what you think). Two from Joe: 1) Black man blocked from entering his St. Louis apartment. 2) Alleged shoplifter banned for life from malls, stores, Madison police say. The Rest of the Show: We want to do a show on our government and cell phone security. Thoughts? eots@email.com