Werewolf Ambulance

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Well, now you can do it on a budget with the Arby's 5 for $5! There's no better deal in fast food. Seriously though, have you seen "The Witch" yet? If not, don't listen to this episode. Don't do it to yourself, because we super-spoil it. For those of you who have seen it, some special topics of consideration include: how humor is created (repeating a joke ad infinitum is probably the best way), starting a cult of Werewolf Ambulance, more beatboxing, people being confounded by both pop culture and the endless annoyances of having to see a movie in public with other humans, and SPOILERS, you guys, spoilers, we don't wanna hear about it, we warned you! Did you see "The Witch"? What did you think? Let us know on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also consider leaving us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us grow and also touches us deeply when we read them. Seriously. Please also visit our sponsor Cryptocurium

Man oh man, what a movie we have for you this week: we're discussing the completely bananas Lucio Fulci 1981 film "The Beyond." Special topics of conversation include: an awful lot of eye trauma, Nana's favorite ethnic joke, Joe the Plumber and his political aspirations, death by spider, the possibility of watching this movie on mute and terrible, terrible guide dogs.  Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Do you have the answers to any of the "why??" questions we posed in this episode? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance.  While you're on the internet, you should head over to cryptocurium.com to sign up to receive their monthly subscription box called The Parcel of Terror. You're going to love it.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

This week we're discussing the absolutely bananas 2013 high school horror film "All Cheerleaders Die," which is currently available on Netflix streaming if you've not yet seen it, and you should really see it before you listen to this episode. Special topics for discussion include: the fact that high school is still the worst, whether or not people have actual abs, the impracticality of pleather, bizarre love triangles, wishing for a Pumpkinhead, hilariously falling into animal traps, freezerboxes and feeling very strange and conflicted about this movie. Have you see this one? What do you think? Did you feel as weirdly up and down as we did? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, if you liked this episode, tell a friend! Help us grow our Werewolf Ambulance universe! Please also visit our sponsor at cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror, the absolute best monthly subscription box money can buy. You're gonna love it. Werewo

In this week's episode, we're joined by our friend Allison to discuss her pick, the 2007 vampire film "30 Days of Night." Special topics to consider include: misconceptions about who is actually in this movie, the plot of the film "Pearl Harbor," Oreos and their myriad of flavors, the healing powers of alcohol, uncomfortably watching this movie on a plane, the concept of actually living in Alaska (apologies to our Alaskan listeners, you are tougher than we are by about a million) and THE UTILIDOR: what in the world is it?? Please check out the comedy of our guest Allison on Twitter @allistillo and on iTunes with the hilarious album "Forever 32." Don't forget to show this week's sponsor some love too! Get over to cryptocurium.com and sign up for the Parcel of Terror, their incredible handmade monthly subscription box. You will not regret it. Have you seen this movie? What are your thoughts? Do you prefer a velvet-trousered vampire or an animalistic one? Please tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Inst

What would you do if you had all the money you could ever dream of? If you answered "build an insane and impractical house made entirely of glass and then capture ghosts that represent the Black Zodiac and store them in the basement of said house," then boy, do we have a movie for you! This week we're finding as many things to discuss as possible that are not our movie of the week, the 2001 supernatural horror film "Thir13en Ghosts." Special topics for your consideration include: the undeniable acting chops of Antonio from "Wings" (the ever-delightful Tony Shaloub), our reluctance to do research for any reason, not really caring about your kids, a treatise in defense of Matthew Lillard, not even being able to smile convincingly, and we are also introducing a new and surprising sponsor to this week's show!Speaking of sponsors, please visit our friends Cryptocurium at cryptocurium.com to sign up for their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. You won't be sorry you did. Have you seen this movie? Are y

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 Canadian-American horror anthology film "Trick 'r Treat." Special topics of consideration include: the most wonderful time of the year (Halloween, obviously) and all the joys that go along with it, such as homemade costumery and CANDY, a variety of comic book movies, whether or not Charlie Brown is actually an asshole, more child murders (so many child murders!!) and a little Tim Curry for you, because we love you and you deserve it. Did you like this movie? Tell us about it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We'd love to hear from you. Speaking of, our sponsor for this week's episode would love to hear from you at cryptocurium.com when you sign up for their monthly subscription box, The Parcel of Terror. You won't regret it, trust us. Hey guys, thanks so much for your continued support of this podcast. You are all truly the best.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

In this week's episode, we get deep into some dream logic with the dream-like 1979 horror film "Phantasm." Special topics of conversation include: whether or not anyone can pull off Reggie Bannister's hair, being "Phantasm-good" at acting, trying out one's new peeper, the lack of work on the part of the folks who came up with the He-Man characters' names and asking a lot of questions that begin with "but why...?" If you're a new listener and you like what you hear, tell your friends! Please also tell us your thoughts on this movie, this episode, Jody's acting chops or whatever's on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance.  Please also visit our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at cryptocurium.com to check out the Parcel of Terror, an amazing monthly mail subscription box full of cool stuff. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this episode (a temporary deviation from our Year of Rage campaign) we are joined by our friend Jason to discuss his favorite movie, the 1979 Ridley Scott scifi horror classic "Alien." Special topics for your consideration include: liking vs. disliking space as a concept, writing a new movie called "Star Beast", quadruplet cats, amazing practical effects, jerking it to breakfast, the best movie monsters ever created and Jason's "Alien" fanaticism. Let us know what you think about this movie, this episode, any other movie you'd like us to discuss or whatever else may be on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We love to hear from you guys! Please also check out Jason's work at cryptocurium.com, where you can sign up for the monthly subscription box called the Parcel of Terror and have amazing horror paraphernalia delivered to your door and into your heart.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This week we're continuing with 2016: The Year of Rage with a discussion of a #1 box office gold movie, the star-studded (?) ghost story "The Haunting" from 1999. Special topics for your consideration include: the haircut known as a "butt cut", this ridiculous script, more IRB issues with psychological studies, 1999 CGI: wet, the majesty of Shirley Jackson, being victorious or being Virginia Madsen, what the fuck Liam Neeson is doing in this movie and "Speed 2: Cruise Control." Special thanks to Richard Duggan at screenmonsters.com and the Chewing the Scenery podcast for the amazing t-shirts! If you like our podcast, check them out as well.  Another special thanks to Cryptocurium for sponsoring this episode. Check out their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up immediately or we assure you, you will regret it (because it's full of great stuff, not because we are going to come to your house and hurt you or anything. Probably.) You can find us on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @were

Happy new year, EMTs! We hope you are going to have a wonderful 2016 and would like to kick it off with a recent found footage horror film, "The Taking of Deborah Logan" from 2014. In this episode, we discuss some very important issues such as what it actually takes to become a doctor, robo-tripping and accidental whip-its, elder abuse, being a snake person and what that actually means for you, deserving to watch someone's death, and telling a snake to go fuck itself.     Thank you as always for listening! Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? What do you think of the found footage genre in general? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, If you have a moment, a really killer gift you could give us would be rating/reviewing us on iTunes. It helps us reach more people and grow the podcast, and we're super appreciative of you taking the time. Please also check out the wares of our great sponsor, Cryptocurium and their Parcel

You guys, 2015 was an amazing year. We had a great time doing this podcast and interacting with all of you and building our little Werewolf Ambulance community. That's why it's super weird that, conversely, we decided to cap off this wonderful year with one of the worst stinkers that has ever crossed our path: the 2003 supernatural horror film "Darkness Falls."  Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not we are actually sorry for having you watch this movie, a review of our notes which primarily read "this is so dumb," saying people's names over and over and over, a little Kurt Russell sidebar, the phrase "tooth fairy super strong Duane 'the Rock' Johnson" and a long discussion of teeth, losing teeth and being compensated for losing teeth. Have you seen this one? Are you mad at us? Please say you're not mad at us. Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, please feel free to suggest movies for us to cover! We always love

GUYS, THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS EPISODE, DON'T LISTEN TO IT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE AND YOU INTEND TO. Sure, we know, there's a "Star Wars" movie out right now, but there is also a movie about Santa's evil Eastern European counterpart who punishes those who have lost their Christmas spirit with brutal deaths. Since it's the happy happy holiday season, this week we're discussing the current-run Christmas-themed horror movie, "Krampus." Special topics for your consideration include: our own personal holiday spirit (or lack thereof), excellent puppetry, more child murders, your Bumpus relatives, the last living Beatle, our new podcast "Movies Katie Hasn't Seen" and Journey. Yes, Journey.  Special thanks to this week's sponsor Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and their amazing Parcel of Terror. Check it out, subscribe to it, love it. Have you seen Krampus yet? Did you like it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, if you missed l

This week we're joined by our friend Jeanne to discuss her pick, the 1981 John Landis werewolf classic "An American Werewolf in London." Special topics for your consideration include: the benefits of multiple shower heads, inappropriate behavior as a nurse, the wiggly flap, what Debbie Kline is up to now, werewolf mythology and being a sorrow predator.  Have you seen this movie? Where does it stand in your personal werewolf film rankings? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you. Also, go check out Jeanne's work at www.jeannemdangelo.com and don't forget about the Parcel of Terror at Cryptocurium! Get more information and sign up for yourself or a friend at www.cryptocurium.com Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

OUTLANDERS! In this episode, the second installment of our religious rock block, we discuss the 1984 Stephen King short story adaptation "Children of the Corn." Topics for you to consider include: bending children to your will, Dr. Doctor M.D., pixel lava, what to actually do if you hit a child with your car, indictments of crass consumerism and most importantly, our newest creative business venture that we think you're really gonna love. Really.  What are your thoughts on this movie or any of its many many sequels? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We always love to hear from you! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1995 religious fantasy horror thriller "The Prophecy." Special topics for your perusal include: the possible casting options for an Axl Rose biopic, inappropriate teaching attire, biblical fan fiction, use of Wilhelm screams, when Jared Leto actually became Jared Leto and our new social media movement #noswayzenomovie. Please also enjoy our variety of impressions that sound half like Christopher Walken and half like Katie's Uncle Vic.  Have you seen this bananas film? What do you think of it? Also, feel free to provide other alternate names for Elias Koteas at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We always love to hear from you! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1989 Stan Winston monster/slasher/Lance Henrikson film "Pumpkinhead." Special topics for your consideration include: the way dogs' legs bend, more of horror's greatest villains: rich shitty teens, palming people like a basketball, a general rudeness to rural folks, t-shirts with tigers and roses on them, whether or not we are all Pumpkinhead (just a little bit), and lots and lots of talk about sitcoms of the 1980s-1990s. Have you seen Pumpkinhead? How do you feel about it? You can let us know on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. This, like many of our recent films, was recommended by a few EMTs and we love that--please keep your suggestions and comments coming. Special thanks to Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) for their sponsorship of this episode.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Is this a comedy? Is this a horror film? What is happening here? This week we are discussing those very crucial questions about the 1986 Tobe Hooper sequel "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2," along with such other important topics as: the size of the Alamo, "The Neverending Story," our favorite special effects artist and yours (Tom Savini, of course), alternate spellings for the word 'sex,' what in the actual fuck Dennis Hopper is doing and the fact that Franklin had it coming. Where do you fall in the comedy vs. horror debate? What do you think of Leatherface's burgeoning sexuality? What's your take on this movie overall? You can let us know on Facebook (/werewolfambulance), on Instagram (@werebulance) or on Twitter (@werebulance). This movie was recommended by a number of you so please keep your suggestions and comments coming--we love to hear from you. Thanks again to Cryptocurium and the Parcel of Terror for sponsoring this episode! Find out more at cryptocurium.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy p

In this week's episode, we're joined by our friend Perry to discuss one of his favorite movies, the 1991 crime thriller horror film "The Silence of the Lambs." Special topics to consider include the Hannibal Lecter movie & television universe, the puckering of one's butthole, how people from Pittsburgh say all kinds of things wrong, Buffalo Bill as the absolute worst guy ever, ballerina music boxes and 1 million impressions of Clarice and Buffalo Bill. Bonus points to the first listener to tell us how many times we said "Dr. Lecter!" in this episode. Short answer? It's a lot.  This movie is such a classic--do you love it as well? Let us know your thoughts on anything regarding "The Silence of the Lambs" on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We really do love to hear from you. Please also keep your movie suggestions coming! The next few we are doing were EMT suggestions, which is awesome. Speaking of awesome, don't forget to check out the Parcel of T

In this episode, we discuss one of the 'tent poles' of horror, the 1980 Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining." Topics of interest include: all of the bonkers (and...not so bonkers??!) conspiracy theories surrounding this movie, a compare and contrast with the 1997 miniseries aka the "Brian-from-Wings version," a treatise on Indian burial grounds, Jack Nicholson as a crazy person, getting super deep into Googling "The Shining" and Steven King's fascination with supernatural kids. You've definitely seen this movie. Do you love it? Does anyone not love it? Let us know! You can find us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance and on Twitter @werebulance. Oh, and never forget werewolfambulance.angelfire.com! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Welcome to SEASON TWO of Werewolf Ambulance and our special Halloween week episode! This week we're discussing our favorite holiday (including the great Reese's Peanut Butter Cups vs. Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins debate) and more importantly, we're talking about the 2000 Canadian teenage werewolf film "Ginger Snaps." Special topics include some highlights of our first season, menstruation and more menstruation, funny Canadian money, great Canadian bands, chilly Canadian weather, kooky moms, taking field hockey class, methods of putting blood in your mouth and a lot of puberty talk. We had no idea this movie was so beloved until we posted that we were discussing it and read your opinions. Thank you, EMTs, for all the feedback and comments and always being there with us. Also if you have any input on our silly ratings system, we are all ears! Get in touch on Facebook (facebook.com/werewolfambulance), Instagram (werewolfambulance) and Twitter (werebulance). Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.