We Are Not Doctors

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. Email from Lauren the wise! Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol

. Voicemail from Hola! Emails from Cherie and Jimmy! No theme song this week because my computer is a golden cum. sorry :( @bartlol @demilardner MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors

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. Voicemail from Phil! Baby questions! Whether to have, and what to do with friends who have them! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol

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RELAX. YOU'RE DOING FINE. Emails from Anon (sexy stuff/virginity), Bianca (slightly shitty friendships), and Nan Nan (partner privacy boundaries). Update from Smarterchild! EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AND MERCH ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors send a voicemail for the show at www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner

. Voicemails from Jimmy and riley How to get out of bed straight away, and some love type stuff! LEAVE YOUR VOICEMAILS FOR THE SHOW AT www.wearenotdoctors.com Exclusive merch and content at our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner

YEH BBY Voicemails from: Phil and Jess Email anxiety, and having a huge piggy pet. CHUCK US A VOICEMAIL BABY, at www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol

FLUNT! Voicemail from J Dawg Mc Rad Face How to support a loved one through a complicated split-up!     Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol

Voicemail from Riley Emails from: Clio (on love stuff) Isaac (listener advice) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol  

Voicemail from Em (Stuff about being trans) Email from Jared (How to have more common interests with your love-person) GUEST WISDOM FROM ALFIE! Alfie plugs: www.youtube.com/c/alfie19 www.instagram.com/alfie.vandewiel twitter: @AlfieVandewiel OUR STUFF: @bartlol @demilardner

Voicemail from: Zac Emails from: Cromulent Bogdawg, Shane, Anonymous and Mel. Infertility and how to get back into a gym routine! An update on Shane's lack of sleep time! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol Stings:  

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Listen friends. It gets wild.  Super relaxo-email intro, and a big, drunk bonus at the end. Voicemail From: Elle Email From: Charles White Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol

Friend depression, Ex-homophobia, Helping your partner with their brain, Not reconnecting with exes, Listener advice. Emails from: Jen, Smarterchild Mcgee, Jared, Ian, Anonymous. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol Stings: Big Sean - I Dont Fuck With You Three Dog Night - Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog Kanye West - Hey Mamma MC Hammer - U can't Touch This The Simpsons - Bart vs Australia   Shelley Duvall - Faerie Tale Theatre The Shining - Bat Scene

WE'RE JOINED BY OUR SUPER HILARIOUS PAL AL DEL BENE! WE GO THROUGH HOW TO HELP A PARTNER SEEK PROFESSIONAL MENTAL HELP! leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol @AlDelBene

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