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Jon and David argue about how long it would take to walk to Sunrise Biscuit Kitchen from Jon’s apartment. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon rages at a breakfast restaurant’s self-description. David theorizes about national dementia. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon gets back into the news. David celebrates crustal hydration. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon warns David about pink dye. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon explains why he’s no longer bothered by horror. David starts monitoring bedfellows. Visit our sponsor! bit.ly/anditallmakessense Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

David packs a go bag. Jon has issues with his fob. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon and David rebrand and provide a hippity-hoppity take on current events. Join our Patreon! http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon celebrates a North Carolina population milestone. David watches Nicole Kidman drink a glass of milk. Join our Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon gets excited about a new dam. David shares New York City memories from days gone by. Join our Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

David makes unfounded conjectures about a famous novelist. Jon promises to read Blood Meridian. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David discuss Luigi Mangione and Lara Trump. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon keeps up with the news. David sees Wicked. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David argue their way through a 32-seed bracket of the toughest road signs. This was previously a Patreon-only episode but it's a holiday so enjoy. Be back to our regularly scheduled show next week! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

David hasn't looked at the news in a week. Jon tells him what happened. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Incredible, indescribable, inspirational music for the home stretch. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon canvasses with his mom. David makes his final PredictIt trade. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David talk to Janie about the upcoming election, which is two weeks away. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David talk to Starlee about election vibes and listening parties. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

David stops listening to the numbers. Jon promises, for the thousandth time, to quit Twitter. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown